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lol he was shot at again, this time while he was playing golf.

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 98 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It'd be really funny if he won and then implemented strict gun control.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 93 points 1 month ago (2 children)

taylor has shooters in these streets taylor-commie

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine if somebody actually shoots at Trump and says "I did it for Taylor."

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 91 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just gonna echo what JD vance said about school shootings... "This is just a fact of life"

[–] KiaKaha@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, I can see presidential assassinations becoming the preferred outlet for misanthropic rage for those who don’t like the sound of children screaming.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Yeah the least those losers could do is give themselves a challenge

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

Better than going and shooting up a Walmart, that's for sure.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 78 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've never thought about it, but a golf course really is a great environment for that sort of thing...

  • Get to lug around a bag full of long cylindrical metal objects, with covers on them
  • Probably some wooded area
  • Person likely to stand alone and focus on the ground for extended times
  • No one notices if you're in there for like 12 hours
  • Very quiet, good for focus
  • Reduce popularity of a terrible activity (golf)
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[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if Trump getting shot at just becomes his thing, like how Bolsonaro's thing is being hospitalized

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago (7 children)

lol now every firework and car backfiring in 5km of him is a national incident

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bit idea: Trump rally fire crackers.

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[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago (4 children)

All those guns, yet Americans can't seem to hit shit. sicko-wistful

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[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 70 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

unbearably funny to me how the first assassination came with a sick photo and bump in the polls and now no one (aside from hogs) gives a fuck if it happens again lmfao

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago

anti-thatcher-action Only need to get lucky once

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

How can two gunmen both fail.

Please go to the range and practice before you do adventurism people. Make sure to add in some stress practice because when it comes to actual action your body is going to going into stress hyperdrive.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

"Train harder than you play"

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I think a lot of people are just underestimating how hard it is to shoot a gun.
This guy apparently was taking pot shots from several holes away.

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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol imagine his mental state rn

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

All these unsuccessful attempts will probably just make him more vicious if he wins.

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

My sibling in Marx, he is drier then the surface of Mars. If getting a once in a life time, world historical moment out of the last shooting didn't activate Pinnochet mode nothing will.

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[–] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago (10 children)

He seemed really shaken by the assassination attempt, some staffer said he obsessed over it to the point of rewatching the video of it on loop, so if people keep popping off around him he might seriously break down.

[–] GVAGUY3@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Motherfuckers be skipping range day too often now.

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew the outdoor rally shooter was a chud from jump. Chuds go for the head, leftists know to aim for center of mass.

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[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I did everything wrong and they shot at meeeee

trump-anguish

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[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

I think his supporters will just start popping one off in his vicinity to try and boost his numbers.

[–] pumpchilienthusiast@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no did they get the other ear?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Sadly he's fine sicko-wistful

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

Any shooter going after Trump is one less shooter at a school.

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jesus is this guy really that hard to hit?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they're not aiming for the widest part thicc-trump

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The New York Post said it was an AK-47. I don't know why that makes it funnier for me but it does.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

MAGA communists in shambles over communist gun used to try and assassinate President Trunt.

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[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

They've since stated that the SS agent is the only one who fired.

My hot take guess is that this person was a second amendment open carry auditor, you are allowed to carry basically any firearm in Florida as long as you are actively fishing or traveling to/from the location you will be fishing.

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[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The suspect fled the scene in a vehicle and was taken into custody during a traffic stop

Please be a golf cart

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[–] dead@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In June 2022, Ryan Routh hung Taiwan flags in Kyiv to display that Taiwan had support for Ukraine. You could not create a more NATO guy in a lab.

Ryan Routh, told CNA that he posted the flags to pay tribute to the nations that have citizens fighting in Ukraine's foreign legion

Routh said there have been no protests about the presence of the Taiwan flag so far, but even if China is dissatisfied, "I can order another 1,000, they can't touch my flags."

He came to Kyiv more than two months ago to show his support for Ukraine and wanted to join the foreign legion

However, due to his age, he was unable to do so

Routh has assisted in recruiting 70 volunteers to join the fight against Russia.

He told the news agency that he included Taiwan's flag because he had met at least five Taiwanese volunteers serving in the legion over the past two months

https://archive.is/WvEji

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i need an emergency trueanon episode on this guy

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

lol cheapskate won't even pay for plane tickets for his ukrainian mercenaries.

[–] Sulvor@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Bro is the literal perfect neolib, created in a lab.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Unlimited assassination on Trump!

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

I think it's fair to say this will keep happening again and again until it won't, for any number of reasons.

[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Trump in his 50 cent era

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