LocalOaf

joined 2 months ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 8 minutes ago
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

My brain thinks I look like Carl from Aqua Teen sometimes but thank you lmao

If anyone knows any fitness/diet people that are women/femmes that have endomorph type physiques that have larger frames and kinda stocky but look "strongfat" in a feminine way that'd be nice

So many influencers naturally have slender/tall frames like swimmers or sprinters and I'm much more of a power lifter type

I feel like they're all like the kind of horses that do the steeplechase jumps and fancy little dressage stuff and I'm the kind that pull plows or were bred so they could carry a knight in full plate and wear their own armor too and still be able to run, idk

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

These little doofuses woke me up at 3am climbing on the laundry hamper in the hallway and somehow learned meemaw kitty's magic spell for opening my bedroom door

The door latches and won't open from just pushing it on the outside, but she can sit in front of it, go "rrrerrm" while staring at the knob and bob her head once, then headbutt it and it opens for her. Now the kittens have learned her powers apparently and ran in there in the middle of the night and ran around under the bed and dresser and I'm just like squidward-nervous shinji-jokerfied

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a "burrow into a nest of disorganized blankets" type of oaf personally

comfy

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It was kinda pissed at how half-assed the whole thing was but it was honestly really funny

Just like, (dusts hands) "yep, that oughta do it, my work here is done"

Uh... thanks for the fake owl? owl-pissed

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago (6 children)

jordan-eboy-peterson make your bed bucko!

(I also almost never make my bed and my pride flags are also unironed)

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

dysphoriaI will not hold myself to unrealistic body image standards and compare myself with cis fitness influencer women

I will not hold myself to unrealistic body image standards and compare myself with cis fitness influencer women

I will not hold myself to unrealistic body image standards and compare myself with cis fitness influencer women

📋✍️say-the-line-bart-2

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago (6 children)

Chairman Goggles approves

My landlord wouldn't do anything about a rodent problem last year other than hire her failson relative "exterminator" that just put up a fake owl on the roof (?) and left without even looking in the crawlspace lmao

jesse-wtf

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 5 hours ago

Many times I've had someone I know call me while almost in tears about how their expensive new phone gives them a headache and they can't return it because it's leased through a carrier, they're locked into a contract, and the carrier refuses to make a swap.

I'm not a primitivist, but a-guy

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 7 points 5 hours ago

not-hillary but it's Gaben

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 5 points 5 hours ago

I currently have flag-non-binary-pride and flag-pan-pride

"I should get a USSR flag." 📰meow-coffee

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

angy vent/rantingHe and his (wife? Gf? Maybe just roommates? idk not my business) are nice enough overall so I don't want to snap at them and start some dumb feud with someone living right next to me, but they're both very loud talkers taking phone calls frequently outside on their patio, their (sweet, older, fat but poorly trained and kinda dumb) dog frequently disobeys them and they loudly call her back, and I genuinely have no clue what kind of schedule they have because I can't figure out what time they sleep at all, the guy is randomly up in the middle of the night all the time and probably smokes a pack a day. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk, I'm fucking exhausted

debord-tired

 

LET'S GOOOOO sicko-orca cheer

 

will-fancy "rather"

matt-jokerfied "geegaws"

liz-society "cray-zeee"

ypg-brace "muthafuckas"

zizek-preference saying "Trump" sounds like the noise Yoshi makes sticking out his tongue

C. Derrick Varn "kluge"

 

SQUIGGLY FRET 7 STRING isaac-pog

Xenharmonic stuff that isn't super dissonant is so cool to me, this is really calming and beautiful but also really alien and kind of eerie and mysterious sounding hexbear-specter

 

cat-vibing

 

Solo side project from one of Vildhjarta's guitarists

The most recent release under Stoort Neer is a full band with a vocalist and more post-hardcore/skramz-y

Love the weird guitar tone and rubbery twangy bending thing he does

kirby-jammin

 

Checked a notification I got in the trans mega and the comment chain doesn't appear, and the original post for the mega about Leslie Feinberg displays but none of the comments appear for me. When I go to the c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns page, no threads appear. Did the com get scrubbed or is this some bug on my end?

monke-beepboop

 

isaac-pog sick Banjo ROMhacks incoming

 

kirby-jammin hat-kid-dance squirtle-jam meow-fiesta

 

Target Locator go brrrrrrr

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/music@hexbear.net
 

im-doing-my-part "Death is Just Around the Corner.*

Well I grew up in the client-state of a petro king with a complicated take on things like human rights, But baby that's the sacrifice, for bringing joy to the world

And I learned young how the west was won, with Christ's big heart and a bigger gun But it wasn't enough so we took the moon Because nazi rocket science too, can bring joy to the world

The war on drugs, this righteous cause To clear our streets of criminals, now civilized by an opioid, so the Sackler family can enjoy Spreading joy around the world

New York City, the world loves you and retribution was surely duе To the zealots who brought you hell, boy thе heroes in Langley taught them well How to infiltrate joy into the world

Can’t we all just get along like Amazon and Raytheon Coming together to make a drone To bring us lunch and kill their sons in a synergistic 2-for-1 Ballistic joy to the world

Please stop resisting all the joy in your world Just a car full of celebrities singing about the joy in your world

A string of bad luck, in this final turn, we gathered around and watched our cities burn “Who could have possibly predicted this?!” said everyone

So we'll boldly venture into the black, guided by a Grimes soundtrack We'll liberate some foreign stars and stick a flag on the face of mars There’s beauty in starting again, patient zero of original sin As the mantra rings across the land “how clever, look at us, we've done it again!”

We're bringing joy to whole new worlds You must admit we've certainly got a knack for bringing joy To whole new worlds In time these aliens will learn to love the joy We bring to whole new worlds

We're bringing joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have cheap bananas or else we're bringing joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have dead dinosaurs or we'll bring joy to your world You’d better hope you don't have big plans or else we're bringing...

 

What it isn't is an actionable blueprint to end "US Democracy"--as if democracy was even the dominant trend in the US republic--but it isn't nothing. It does tell us where the id of future GOP staffers actually is, and what incoherence in right-wing ideologies and interests needs to be papered over by an otherwise incoherent grabbag of ideologically opposed policies. Trump likes his demagogy much vaguer. But we also need to look beyond these immediate concerns and interests and see the long-term trends that are being exposed like lipstick traces.

Interesting stuff, I don't always agree with Varn but always think he's interesting and frequently ends up making some cogent insights on political economy development and labor relations and what's going on in major liberal unions in the US and envy how well read and broad his theory knowledge is. Sean KB from The Antifada is really good for that too.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by LocalOaf@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
 

"Fuck movies."

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