Diuretic_Materialism

-Some Comedian Asshole, probably

"I do have to say, online shopping is so convenient now, I even get my groceries delivered now."

"Yeah Dad, that's way better than having to send a telegram to order a new divan from the Sears Roebuck Company catalog you were reading in the outhouse!"

"Wha... Again son I was born in the 60s."

"Then they deliver the divan in a big wooden crate with you name painted on the side."

"We had cardboard in the 60s."

"And then grandpa was like '23 Skidoo! I also ordered us one of them new radio contraptions! It's 200lbs and made with asbestos! We can listen to Benny Biggs and the Blue Jays now!'"

"Hey, we... well grandpa got all the asbestos out of the house by the time I was 10. Also that's not a real band."

Something we've been saying for years

I am literally stoned laughing out loud right now. This is the funniest reality. Is fate a Twitter leftist shitposter wtf?

Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.

So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.

Watching it for the first time just I watched Prometheus a week ago and kinda liked it.

And so far I'm liking it but, damn, sending your whole crew down to an UNKNOWN PLANET with not protective equipment? Like wtf, just cuz the atmosphere is breathable doesn't mean there won't be, I dunno, SOME WEIRD ALIEN DISEASE??? As well as several other potentially deadly things, like idk psychic plants or aliens that say hello by ripping your genitals off.

Do characters in SciFi stories ever read SciFi? Come on this is like 101 shit bro.

I feel like I've actually encountered some Libs IRL and in other online spaces who at least sounded more intelligent. Every one that wanders in here just insists that their right, cites Wikipedia, and tries to troll people like a 14 year old who stole their moms laptop.

You think we'd occasionally get a somewhat more articulate one there but I've yet yo see it.

A lot of old-timey saloons would just put out a lunch buffet and as long as you bought one drink you could take what you like. Pretty good food by some accounts.

I talked to my Dad and he claimed this was still a thing in a few places as late as the early-80s, there were places with "happy hour" where they would put out a small buffet like once a week. He said in college he'd go to them and buy one beer and fill up.