biden bros are so toxic it's crazy
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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I legit didn't ridin with biden people were even real
extreme meltdowns are how you distinguish them from the LLM bots.
Me neither
lol
lmao even
They're all Hunter's accounts
Have some compassion, dude just lost his job.
Now that you mention it, you might need a new account name
If anything it's even more appropriate now
"legally cast election" mfs say this is a legitimate election
And this isn't
I want to run for president and get 3-5 delegates from the democratic party so I can talk about it at parties.
I got at least 3 votes from write ins in 2020 lmao
Not to mention the rat fuck he pulled on Sanders.
Wake me in October and will send in my ballot like a good boy.
Chump
Wake Me Up When September Ends but it's about coping with the end of Biden's reelection campaign.
Wake Me Up When America Ends
Wake Me Up When September (11th) Ends
This is like one of those posts someone made on a web forum in 2005 before returning a week later.
Huh, wonder where all that "this is the process you need to suck it up and go with it" energy went.
So democracy isn't on the line and vote blue no matter who doesn't mean anything?
How is this not a bit? I mean:
Just because he did this when the other option you presented him was [worse], does not in anyways make it a choice
in their passionate defense of Biden? 
khive is going to make people like this look well-adjusted 
This bourgeois democracy stuff sure is a big scam, ain't it?
Oh well, still voting like a good boy.
What has Biden done?
Dropped out, whiner.
What's the West Wing equivalent of going on a mass shooting? Cause I think he's gonna do whatever that is.
Hamilton flash mob outside of the democratic convention
Crying while dancing to the high hopes song
DM harassment?
It's like you can hear the cravings creep in in that last couple paragraphs, he's talking himself out of leaving
A president is a servant. They're someone who does what we say they should do. We cannot backstab Biden, he can only backstab us by not doing what we say he should do. That's not my boss. That's not even my leader. We are his leader. Otherwise, how could we call ourselves sovereign citizens with self-determination?
Unless, of course, there is another political philosophy that does a better job at giving people the opportunity to self-govern and decide how the spoils of labor get divided. Can anyone think of one?
I bet he was shaking writing this. He should at once be sent out to the country side to work with the people and temper his spirit
lol bud you run a stupid Twitter account
What a weird and sad guy
When they backstabbed Bernie was the last time I voted Democrat (and I was only doing it reluctantly before), because I have more integrity in a single hair on my ballsack than this person does in their entire body.
I've got plenty of integrity. I'm bursting at the seams with it. Plenty more than Joey Genocide
Amazon, the company owned by Washington Post founder Jeff Bezos, famously has what they call “Leadership Principles”. It is a list of values that they believe leaders should hold. One of those values is “Disagree and Commit” and according to the Amazon website it means you should vocalize your disagreement but when the rubber meets the road you need to commit fully. As a lib I respect Mr. John Bezos more than anyone else and I think you also should, Twitter guy. You could learn a thing or two from a Billionaire who is wise beyond his years.
Jeffrey Bozos most certainly is not a founder of the Washington Post, but he does own it
If he wasn't innovating then whys he a billionaire, genius 
dammit, foiled again
He founded it and invented it
He starts and ends Zoom meetings by rubbing his hands together, doing the Kubrick stare, and intoning, "DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS." 
i apologize for the libel and slander
Still love the truck though.
This might be the one Biden or bust voter that isn't one of his family members or employed by his campaign
Still love the car, though