HelluvaBottomCarter

joined 4 months ago
[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 33 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I'm here to talk with you about the BRICS initiative.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 31 points 17 hours ago

They're growing too powerful. Nerds are upset that more people aren't posting essays.

Don't hype up the threat if you're in a position of power and aren't willing to do something about it. Pretty simple.

Whenever you watch an Adam Curtis documentary and he alludes to some strange force or mysterious happening, it's capitalism.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Fucking coward. No morals. Believes in nothing. Handing everyone over to the wolves peacefully.

Go to Applebeas so you can pay $30 for a $10 Sysco frozen meal

Trump lost to Joe Biden. Their strategy was to pick the person who also lost to Joe Biden.

 

If Trump wins, Joe gets to have the President on. If Trump loses, Joe gets to feed off of being a sore loser for the next 4 years. It's job security either way.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagining all the other squirrels being glad he's dead.

Aaaaaah, the french!

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

S1 is very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOrkILQmpRk

Brandishing a gun at Maoist tourists who don't know about grizzly bears.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Bring back leaded paint and all those dangerous pigments in artist paint. I want arsenic green again. Put asbestos everywhere. It's a miracle material. I'm tired of my engine knocking so we need lead in gasoline. Lead paint, leaded gas, you know what, just give us more lead. Lead is how leaders are born. It's the spice melange, it's the mojo, it's the essence of greatness. Finally, put the coke back in coke and make codeine OTC.

 

I simply vote for one fewer candidate than you do. When you understand why you refuse to vote Republican or for third party, you will understand why I refuse to vote for yours.

 

And when one shows up to the polls, wanting to have a good time, ignorant ass voters come to fuck it up.

 

The early missions are you navigating an old Soviet Gulag in the game that is styled after Nazi work camps complete with trains and everything. You befriend a Siberian group who have family members that were forced to work by the Soviets in the Gulag. You literally save a woman who was in the camps and turned into Baba Yaga to defend herself. Part of the environmental collectables is cutting down Soviet Union flags to liberate the camp and burning Cosmonaut propaganda posters. One of the collectables hits that Soviet Solders were addicted amphetamines.

The group you befriend are holdouts of an ancient indigenous blood line with ties to ancient Greece and have blonde hair and blue eyes for some reason. There's an ancient civilization that the Soviets were trying to excavate in order to steal treasure and possibly magic. Like Indiana Jones with the Nazis.

I'm just baffled at whoever did the historical research for this game.

 

"I caused young teen to become color blind"

"Whatever you fit into this square, I'll steal it from you"

Make a vending machine that destroys Teslas instead of gives them out.

 

This mfer about to get $200M in funding for being CEO of a minecraft server with bots

 

And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don't want you to have gains.

 
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Straw Poll (hexbear.net)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
 

There have been some very serious and very hurtful accusations leveled among hexbears today. It is time to purge our organization of bad actors and decide once and for all which games are good.

Rank the following:

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
  • Grand Theft Auto V
  • Horizon Forbidden West
  • God of War Ragnarok
  • Fallout 4
  • The Last of Us 2
  • Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
  • Metal Gear Solid V
  • Starfield
  • Marvel's Spider Man 2
  • Assassin's Creed Mirage
  • Elden Ring
  • Cyberpunk 2077

I have a list of which ones make you reactionary if you like them. Choose carefully.

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