KobaCumTribute

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[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I find myself describing it as a cold and crystalized rage - icy, sharp, and still, lying beneath the surface. We have far since passed the point where frantic anger became appropriate, since any sort of moral event horizon was passed, but it all has to be frozen and put away, still present and painful but constrained enough that we can still function.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I assume if there's a massive volcanic eruption and the average is 1.7 - they'll [cough] cook the books and say there's no breach because the eruption was a natural fluctuation in the climate.

Not that it affects your overall point, but a large volcanic eruption would generally lower the temperature because the ash and chemicals it puts out increase the amount of light reflected back out of the atmosphere instead of being absorbed. It's basically the natural equivalent of the sorts of hairbrained geoengineering schemes techbros like to promise as a miracle cure. AFAIK there have even been what are basically miniature ice ages because of volcanic activity in recorded history.

So if, say, the Yellowstone volcano blew that would drop the global temperature back down for a year or two, as well as decreasing carbon emissions by shutting down the US and its coal mines and oil fields.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

I read it when I was a depressed ball of repression and anxiety in my early 20s, and in retrospect I'm half convinced that the book was an elaborate shitpost to get the sort of person who wants to read a book on manipulating people to instead read a bunch of old arabic parables and ultimately get indirectly called a dumbass in the final chapter for thinking they could learn how to manipulate people and wield power from a book, which also praises Mao and the CPC's strategic ability during the revolution.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 30 points 4 days ago

It will never not be funny/infuriating that literally everyone resorted to human wave tactics except for the army that's racistly stereotyped as using them.

As an aside, it is genuinely fucked how things like ad-hoc militias in the early days of the war deciding to fight doomed holding actions to buy their families and neighbors time to evacuate despite not being able to source enough guns to arm everyone who was willing to actively and knowingly sacrifice their own lives in the hopes of saving everyone they know and care about gets spun into racist tales about an entire army throwing unarmed men into a meatgrinder, and how this seeps into portrayals of successful attacks carried out by well equipped veteran units who'd spent days training for it ahead of time like the river crossing in Enemy at the Gates (which IRL was an unopposed action from a well equipped and extremely prepared veteran unit).

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Oh shit, it's that game. I remember seeing a trailer for it posted here several years ago and I was just thinking about it the other day, wondering if that ever released or what its deal was.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, he's Khajiit CIA with all the propaganda-driven "super cool Adult In The Room that pragmatically murders enemies of the regime" vibes that entails.

It does help that most of the people he's killing are aristocratic elf nazis.

The expansion packs gave us some decent characters, including some Altmer that didn't like the Altmer nazis to the point of making their entire island disappear from them (but now cooperating with them in the present because fucking liberalism again).

On that note, the Psijics kind of embody both what I love and hate about ESO's writing: it actually gets to go to and use all the cool, weird places and things from the lore that are seemingly banned from mainline games because they step outside Todd Howard's unseasoned mashed potato vision, which is really cool and an actually good use of the setting, but then they also tend to have really underwhelming writing and story design because it's an MMO. Like just walking around Vvardenfell or the Morrowind mainland or Valenwood or Elsweyr is really cool, but then the actual storylines there are just kind of shit. There are flashes of good character design and some writing that actually grapples with how fucked up and weird the TES setting is supposed to be, and they definitely do this better than the mainline Bethesda studio, but overall the writing and stories are just kind of bland slop spread over really cool and nice looking places.

It also doesn't help that the way they split their expansions up means if you just buy the latest major expansion you miss the first story beat of every arc, then get about 60% of its story, then miss the remaining ~35% or so because it's all sliced up into dungeon stories and minor DLCs that suck and are also very short but contain the ending of their respective arc's story.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

if she was just incompetent or uncaring enough to delegate to genocide-enjoying generals

Something like half the quests involving Altmer are basically "the hitlerite elves have such enlarged racism lobes they cannot help but plot to rebel against the liberal Ayrenn and do pogroms, genocide, or attempted omnicide." Ayrenn is a tepid liberal reformer whose hegemony relies on the willing violence of a bunch of self-defeatingly racist elven fancy lads, and any possibility of making the AD less ontologically evil died the second she decided to try to coexist with the omnicidal aristocrats as long as they agreed to let a few bosmer and khajit into their paramilitary country club, instead of purging the entire noble class and replacing them with bosmer and khajit loyalists.

That's right, she's basically elf Jimmy Carter: charismatic, affable, seemingly well meaning and empathic on a personal level, but entirely unwilling to wield power against entrenched blocs of ontologically evil racist monsters in the state's ranks and supporting institutions, and still ultimately willing to collaborate with maintaining the empire's hegemony abroad with the most grotesque violence including turning a blind eye to or rubber stamping genocide.

My hot take is that most of the community love for the AD comes entirely from Razum-dar being such a charismatic and memorable character and other factions just not having any recurring characters as memorable or enjoyable as Raz. Players like Raz and Raz worships the ground Ayrenn walks on, so some of that rubs off on the players too. I couldn't even give you a description of the equivalent recurring secret agent quest giver for the Ebonheart Pact, and I couldn't get into the Daggerfall Covenant storyline at all because Daggerfall is such a painfully generic and dull place that I rushed through a little of it then just got demoralized by how much all of it was bland and boring and went to do something else instead, so I don't know if they got any decent characters at any point but I've never heard of any whereas everyone knows and loves Raz.

Stanning any of the ontologically evil factions and their idle dipshit monarchs is bad and dumb, but if someone's going to do it the funny cat man secret agent has gotta tip the scales a fair bit.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

100%. There's a pervasive sort of belief that laws are discrete, literal things carved into the very ontology of existence instead of fuzzy guidelines enforced or ignored at the arbitrary whims of the legal system which also has no actual obligation to know the laws and whose will is still considered legitimate even when it is directly breaking the law or making up imaginary ones that don't exist but some dipshit cop thinks they do. Like it's just straight up these civic cult brainworms that legislatures are doing some sort of magic ritual to create Law and this then becomes some sort of real and true binding principle to be unfailingly carried out by reliable enforcers.

Dial up that belief even further and it becomes like the civic cult's version of numerology and prophesy through analyzing the holy texts, where they believe so wholly in legal literalism that they start to think it's a magic system and they're wizards who can exploit its literalness and nature of being fundamental to reality to their own advantage.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think the point is that if a computer has lost power it is likely enough to lose power again that it shouldn't go into an update cycle where losing power has a risk of corrupting files. Like windows really shouldn't be like "oh, the computer was improperly shutdown? this is the perfect time to force an update through!" and should, at the very least, ask permission to do so through a "this computer wasn't shutdown correctly, is it safe to update?" screen.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It basically means "they are impure and have made too many concessions/strayed from the true path" and is something ultras, especially Hoxhaists who can get up to like a third of a given text just being the word "revisionist" prefixed to every single noun, like to use as a catch-all term for why they're unhappy with an ML party or AES state. Sometimes it's actually cogent, like the Hoxhaist critique of China's foreign policy after Mao, other times it's just sectarian whining from people who want to feel like the most pure and clever special lads with the best theory untainted by praxis.

It's full/literal meaning as used by leftists is just something like "going backwards" either in theory or praxis, but like I said in its normal use is just calling a policy, tendency, party, or state impure.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is that a normal, perfectly acceptable moat for an enclosure in a dinosaur/prehistoric animal zoo game? Is this actually a game that treats dinosaurs as just the large animals they are, instead of as magical movie monsters? Because as silly a thing to focus on as that is that is like the biggest aesthetic criticism I have of anything to do with like Jurassic Park or its sequels and spinoffs.

Is the game itself any good, or at least better than the Jurassic Park branded zoo games that are rather silly and not very good at being zoo games?

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Why did they react so massively, instead of dicking with patches?

Its fundamental issues were really just two things: it was a $40 game competing in a stale genre dominated by well established F2P games, and literally nobody even knew it existed in the first place. It had nothing selling it, Sony didn't do anything to manufacture any sort of enthusiasm, and the first time anyone heard about it was when there were a ton of "lmao you ever heard of Concord? No? Well get this, nobody's playing it! This game you haven't heard of, that nobody's heard of? It's dead, complete flop, what a joke amirite?" articles that sealed its fate because PvP games more than anything live on player confidence and investment (hence why F2P live service models have become basically mandatory for them, because anyone can "just try" those which helps keep the population numbers high enough that people keep playing).

It's still kind of weird they didn't shuffle it around and rerelease it as a F2P live service game, which it probably could have survived as, but honestly after getting the "dead game in the first 12 hours" rep it probably wasn't ever going to draw in crowds because all anyone associated it with was it being dead and unpopular.

 

That's why everything is the dumbest and worst version of what could be, because things aren't happening for reasons anymore but instead are happening because they're stupid and they suck. Liberals have altered the nature of reality by believing in something stupid enough, like Orks from 40k bending reality with their unwavering conviction in silly bullshit.

This will become an earnest belief once sufficient layers of jokerfication are achieved.

 

True story.

 

Normally just washing basmati rice has been enough to make it cook well, but the generic brand I've been buying for years seems to have changed their supplier or something and now what should be the same exact rice doesn't cook right anymore and turns out disgusting. How do I compensate for this? Do I just wash it even more thoroughly? Do I wash it, let it soak in clean water for a while, and then wash it again?

I'm kind of at a loss for how to fix it because I've never encountered such starchy, shitty quality basmati rice before.

 

Like multiple times it has characters have a turn to the camera moment where they say some shit like "Kira is absolutely right about everything, but oh woe, oh calamity, for he is breaking the law and doing the violence that only the state is permitted to do, oh but what a tragedy for the legal system is too soft and permissive, and the police state too friendly and lenient towards the underclasses and so Kira is a necessary evil!" and the narrator keeps having bits about how Kira's policy of extrajudicially murdering everyone the state accuses of a crime is working and creating a gentler, safer world and it's just so fucking bad.

Light is a monstrous little fascist dipshit with the dumbest plan anyone has ever had, and his ideology is fundamentally deranged and abhorrent. Like how the fuck does "so he's changing the world, by just killing everyone accused of a crime after they've already been arrested and locked up!" even fit into anything but the most unhinged boomer brain as a solution to anything? His targets are almost exclusively people who are either innocent or who have already been neutralized and contained as a further threat, what does purging them accomplish? It's just turbo fash dipshit stuff.

Light is just a dumber rehash of Batman's League of Shadows foil that's used to show that Batman, who agrees 100% with the League of Shadows' entire ideology except for its inevitable logical conclusion, is actually Good and Pure and doesn't do bad violence stuff because that's the job of the police who get special good boy passes to do violence for the state.

Even the narrative itself doesn't offer any criticism other than showing Light to personally be a vile, abusive piece of shit behind the mask he puts on around other people, and it emphasizes him fighting back against the cops who are after him as being this moral event horizon moment more than all the literal mass murder because the TV man told him to shit he did. So far as the story has a moral it's this fundamentally reactionary liberal take about how the police state should be more repressive but it also shouldn't go too far, and that violence is the job of state-sanctioned actors and not the public.

It was pretty entertaining as a suspenseful horror thriller though, and the "cerebral back and forth" shit with Light and L was incredibly funny because it was all just Light being a self-defeating dipshit digging himself deeper and deeper by being a bloodthirsty egomaniac and L running in circles around himself trying the rhetorical equivalent of a Wil E Coyote gag as bait.

 

What can I say except kind-vladimir-ilyich

 

That's right it's a woman with huge breasts and a low cut dress. I swear every time I see AI hobbyists all I feel is kind-vladimir-ilyich

 

So I get that it's not like in Cities: Skylines where it's used for pathfinding by people traveling around and instead is like "people go stand at the sad and unfulfilled person station in the hopes that a carriage will arrive to take them somewhere they need to go," but what happens then? They have an "I would like to go do a job at the job factory" travel goal and an "I would like to go shopping" travel goal, but do they also have an "I would like to go home" goal or do they just teleport back home after doing a task?

Do I need to coordinate them returning home or just being delivered to places they want to work and shop?

Edit: for that matter, how does refueling work for trains and busses? Do they just autonomously seek out fuel stops when they need to, or do I need to micromanage that somehow? Scratch that, I just watched a bus go to a gas station unprompted, through I'm still unclear on whether trains will find a fueling station or if they need to be routed through one.

 

As a bonus it's set to like the most generically safe corporate music possible, too.

Fuck you just know he's doing it like that in the hopes of getting attention from businesses and getting hired to make shit like that for them, that's why it's such empty and pointless bootlicking.

Added horror is that for the foreseeable future this is gonna be the new face of corporate branding, until it starts to be seen as vulgar and archaic and cycles back to stark minimalism after another decade.

 

I know you have to soak them overnight to rehydrate them and leach out poisonous shit, but is there more to it than that? Can this go along with seasoning them or does the water need to be as clean as possible to make them safe to eat?

 

They're holes in the water you throw money into.

 

Like I don't even have any ethical qualms about it, I just have crippling social anxiety that stops me from doing the sort of networking and bullshitting a crypto scam requires.

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