Llituro

joined 4 years ago
[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 28 points 13 hours ago

i am genuinely incapable of imagining the interior experience of maye musk. clearly we're not talking about this reality, but i don't think we're even dealing with a near one.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

extremely valid reaction. there's an old man on tiktok that's been slowly reading it, spoiler free, he's an absolute casca-head, and he is almost to the eclipse. i am genuinely afraid for this stranger's mental health.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

apparently god is near memphis and actively polluting yet another black community.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago

y'all see that all the workers at videogame publisher Annapurna Interactive quit? that's his daughter's company.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

left winger that wanted a Vivek-Haley ticket. ok ny post.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Democrats have located the coveted pro-NATO voter

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

i'm just sayin', if top-cop hit trump-anguish with a steel chair, it would be joever. trump fucking loves the wwe, he knows what that shit means.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

alexander grothendieck beat jesus with a legendary 45 day run

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

day 1 of ap european history. the fascist that teaches the class asks a girl to walk across the front of the classroom for a demonstration. arm-in-arm, he announced to the class "you are my prostitute." one of the only girls in this particular class, of course. the point was about rennaissance italian cultural norms.

this teacher was an entirely insane piece of shit that should not be around children. like, he just sort of used his job to do fascist agitprop to high school students basically, and to get government healthcare. actually made his money from a sit-and-forget freight shipping business. to the best of my knowledge, still has as "who is john galt?" bumper sticker at the back of his classroom. currently in local office in the town i'm from. actual psychopath mfer.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

wonder-who-thats-for sure hope i don't get betrayed by the leader of my warrior band in a hellish sacrifice

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

also, Minhas is a contract brewer that makes absolute garbo for TJ's so that's got my vote

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i don't remember the brand, but i do remember having seen contract anti-woke beer being advertised before lmao

 

lets-fucking-go I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCING AT THE PINK PONY CLUB

 

catastrophically underestimating the cost of a poorly thought-out deal on cheap shellfish

 

me: well i bet this one's bad, let's just check out the run time of this thing

^ a moron, expecting it to be a half hour to an hour like the rest

lily simpson: 2:46:32

jesus-christ

 

that's it, that's the comm

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