liberaldeathsquads

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[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn’t want their kids to lose a parent because I called the cops on their parents for smoking meth. I’m not evil. I’m a good person. I’m helping those children by not reporting it.

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tweakers are our comrades comrade

 

Maybe the next time your neighbors smoke and do meth don’t report it because that’s a snitch move I don’t care if you don’t like the smell it’s not going to kill your gosh!

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

We need to end the space program!

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

maybe-later-kiddo youre deeply unserious

 

There’s so many stories of murders and criminal negligence and there’s no archive of it, the stories range from racist Fox News propaganda to genuine unreported instances of government murder. I want the truth, I want to know what happened in the astrodome, and I will get into arguments and fist fights with Boxing Day truthers because I’m actively commodifying a tragedy.

 

I’ll make a couple dozen copies of that really awful portrait of him, frame them, and hang them up in like elevators, bathrooms, transit stations, places where a lot of people gather, particularly in places where there’s poverty. The intention will be make people angry at the portrait and perceive it as being put up by a too patriotic monarchist causing resentment. I want British people to feel like they’re surrounded by crazy people. All I need is 5 thousand pounds to do it.

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

To quote their slogan

God is the Greatest

Death to America

Death to Israel

A Curse Upon the Jews

Victory to Islam

Four out of five ain’t bad, this is what we have critical support for.

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

BRAAAAAAAAAAP thicc-trump

 

Did anyone at adult swim or hbo listen to the podcasts these guys made before giving them unlimited money to make a tv show that looks absolutely shit? Seriously they were friends with shadman, how are you supposed to watch a show that’s message is “be kind” and “don’t be an asshole” when they made their careers off of being edgy. Some dipshit c suite exec who they’re probably related too took one look at them and thought “maybe we can get the Rick and Morty demographic and get chuds to riot in a McDonalds over chicken nuggets”. Also the mixed art style makes it the cartoon equivalent of Fortnite, no substance, no identity. A bland product that can be sold and commodified. I really fucking hate this show.

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There will be no hot cheetos under communism, or sushi because it’s an animal product, but that’s besides the point.

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mexico should obviously take back all the land stolen from it in the war, but it should also go farther and maybe do a warsaw pact type deal with Canada to divide it.

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Recreating the confederacy to own the libs

 

Like holy shit this country deserves it.

 

If mayo is too spicy for you, gulag. If you eat ghost peppers because you want to feel pain, also gulag. All food shall be of average to moderately spiciness according to the opinion of a middle aged man from India. Seriously fuck chicken wing places that dab inedible hot sauce on the corpse of animal that died to be food that’s barely edible. White people, I fucking hate them.

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