i see people saying this on the internet sometimes and ive given it a fair shot and i gotta be honest, it simply does not work at all. accomplishes nothing. feels mildly uncomfortable and doesn't get any extra piss.

[–] BasementParty@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's weird. No matter what I do, no matter how long I wait, there's always still some piss left in there.

The only thing that works for me is to sit down, stand up again, and then the you can get the last droplets out. I think male anatomy is just like that tbh.

[–] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 8 points 3 months ago

it's a timeless frustration.

No matter how I shake and dance, the last two drops go in my pants

is older than pants

[–] angelmountain@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

What video service is best to upload an instruction video to for this?

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

clear your cannon, fellas

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Huge turn-off. I recommend getting The Surgery so it's no longer an issue.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Penis lengthening, so it drips on your sock instead?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

no, a giant metal rod down the urethra is the only solution that is acceptable

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 months ago

Well that would make a vas deferens.

[–] TBooneChickens@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

the first sound plan I've seen on here

[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

good post!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What if we had pee proof underwear, but just for the fellas?

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Step one on the road to stillsuits

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Also stoolsuits

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Oh hell yeah. Like those work shirts that have a water repellant added to them but for your undies?

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago

Dude Dipes

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

or what if there was something like a tiny tampon that you could

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

I'm not a lady but I know ladies think piss stains are a TURN ON!!

Be proud of your piss!

[–] frogloom@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

you gotta give

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

You accidentally missed badposting, it's okay I forgive you

[–] TheWurstman@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Me cuz I ruined my bladder with ketamine as a teen

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How are dudes going from peeing to being half naked in front of a lady in such a short period of time that the pee is not dry?

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

Can't be fuckin, with a full bladder.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nickel sized? Unacceptable. Get it down to smaller than a dime and we'll talk about reinstating your bladder privileges

[–] liberaldeathsquads@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Pisscourse

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Oh right, Post Micurial Dribble.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago

flex your dick once to push the pee out afterwards, you are welcome.