I’ll make a couple dozen copies of that really awful portrait of him, frame them, and hang them up in like elevators, bathrooms, transit stations, places where a lot of people gather, particularly in places where there’s poverty. The intention will be make people angry at the portrait and perceive it as being put up by a too patriotic monarchist causing resentment. I want British people to feel like they’re surrounded by crazy people. All I need is 5 thousand pounds to do it.

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[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you could pull it off without gaining that much weight

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 months ago

It'll mostly be muscle I imagine, these'll probably be really big, really heavy portraits.

[–] git@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Hanging […] King Charles in public

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

my god, this is beautiful

look at what you can do when you turn the urge to bait away from hexbear users and towards british people at large, OP

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 3 months ago

That would be actually funny if they start arresting people for lese majeste because they displayed the portrait of king, but that would have to be official portrait (no worry he still looks horrible even idealised).

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

This will create communism instantly

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, the red wedding painting is fucked up but kind of goes hard. It needs to be a much more boring portrait

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

all psychological warfare against brits is justified, we deserve it

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

speakers in public that just say on repeat "Your government has abandoned you brexit geezer. Defect brexit geezer, it is a very good idea to leave a sinking ship. They lie to you brexit geezer, you know you cannot win. Your inbred leaders grow richer while you pay £5.50 for a pint brexit geezer. You have lost the footy brexit geezer."

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

I want British people to feel like they’re surrounded by crazy people

we already are

[–] bumpusoot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Honestly I think it would work

[–] asante@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

good