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Well, not nearly as much of what he actually deserves.

YOU WILL USE THE OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE

YOU WILL CALL E~L~O~N THE MEME MAESTRO

YOU WILL DAYDREAM ABOUT WHETHER YOU WILL GET A WINDOW SEAT ON THE MAGIC METAL DICK TO MARTIAN PARADISE

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They have so much further they can still fall.

They must have been the most commercially successful bits of toxic positivity merch I've ever known. Back when they were a thing, your chances of getting in a road-rage based auto accident spiked each time one of these was on the back of a vehicle in motion:

They seemingly vanished off the face of the Earth, and good riddance.

FUCK.

Presented without comment this time. I'll let the video stand on its own.

I'm so fucking sick of these slop printers. Even "treat printer" sounds too flattering for this misanthropic bazinga fixation with having as few people involved as possible for the sheer (planet burningly wasteful) novelty of it, and also because fuck workers.