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FUCK.
I am going to be very condescending and patronizing today.
I just have to make sure to not drink any mercury
:sadness:
seems about right
At least it's not 
Oh, don't you worry. I'm getting there :^)
you just gotta stay away from compression algorithms
noooooooooooo 
Phew! I'm going to have a great day!
Oh hell.
Laughing at liberals.
:geordi-yes:
Pretty good
Hell yeah dude
Uh what does this mean?
I can only hope
great lmao unlimited genocide on the first world
Oh no, pretty annoying
Explain my emoji tarot reading pls
You're going to make some good food soon
just vibin
Probably the smuglord, so same as always.
edit:
😔
Oooh nooooooo.
Guess I'll be sad today.
today's popping off 
Going through some shit, might relax later with some oblivion.
doing pretty fucking good
assuming official unicode emojis count: 🛑
okay guess my day is over
bozo's still RIP'ing in piss, I'm having a kickass day.
checks out
I don't know how to interpret this one
uh, so my day will be very normal?
*queue laughter here*
I'm pretty sure it's :bunny-vibe: cause I edited my bio earlier lmfao, otherwise it would be :agony:, can't check on jerboa tho
nothing changed
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