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Now it's a thing Trump says because his neurons fire in his dying brain but I'll always remember it as slang for (.)(.)

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago (5 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

AFK mom needs phone.

~♫Save me from the nothing I've become♫~

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

All those times I went link dead in Everquest from my grandma picking up the phone oooaaaaaaauhhh

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hey babe wanna cyber?

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I used to roll up into aol chat rooms as a kid and get yelled at by retirees for being too young in the chat.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I fell for one of those as a kid and put in my mom's cc number. Remembered we had to cancel the card.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Oof. Friendly fire. My bad.😅

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

23/m/cali ne1 want 2 cyber press 11

...

there's a show in Hulu with Maya Erskine and somebody else called PEN15 which is incredible all around as a comedy capturing the awkward stage of early adolescence, but also specifically in the early dialup internet era. it unlocked some very cringey memories in me I had buried, but is so funny it's worth it.

there's a whole episode on AIM that is hysterical and the way they portray themselves and the absurdity of peer groups at that age is nothing short of true genius.

[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

18/unknown/behind you, duh

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes and I also remember that it was considered kind of a weird thing to do rather than something everyone does.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You’re right. I’m so used to it being normalized that I forgot there was a time when people got made fun of for doing it.

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That and Bluetooth headpieces got mocked endlessly during the 2000s. Now everyone is wearing some kind of airpod style earbud with a buit in mic and Snapchating all kinds of pictures.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Those are still embarrassing, idgaf.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

They stopped using sexting ages ago and call it ERP (erotic roleplay) now. Sorry grandpa.

[–] rtstragedy@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

erp sounds like my reaction to accidentally walking in on the wrong chatroom, so i guess it's a fitting acronym

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Enterprise Roleplay
Erotic Resource Planning

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ERP (erotic roleplay)

not all sexting is roleplay

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

God that really got my neurons firing

[–] blame@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

my friends sister got caught talking to some dude name longshlong69 or some shit lkke that at a 3rd friends house when we were about 14 lmao. the 3rd friends dad loved telling that story, was hilarious to him.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] blame@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

nah i think he just thought it was a funny situation. Obviously whoever longshlong69 in this story was was probably a kiddie creeper though.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rule 34 was also called "Disney" since most of the adult fan art was of the princesses.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We were on different parts of the internet lol.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When I discovered porn on the webzone via a friend it ended a long crusade we used to have scouring the woods for porno magazines.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

I'm a desert boy, I had to discover porn the modern way, via hours of unsupervised internet access starting at 12yo.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

It's so fucking funny to me that searching the woods for porn mags is an experience so many kids had

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

Whomst among us hasn't cybered with their friends in Eversong Woods

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I admit that I had more fun with it than I should have as a kid, and still get down sometimes with the modern equivalent.

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I used to cyber on cokemusic which was the cocacola branded clone of habbo hotel with a crappy digital audio workstation built in

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[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

american sign language gang

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Geriatric Beseen Sailor Moon Chat user signing in rat-salute-2

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ahhh yes back in the 2000s. They also advertised all the weird hotline numbers during the late night advert slots.

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago
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