Guamer

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What's the weirdest thing you've done in the shower? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Jerked off with cheese whiz while dressed as Abraham Lincoln

Doctors say it’s fine to pee in the shower in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Jury's still out on shitting in the tub

Donald Trump to kick transgender troops out of US military in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Second Manning

#PragerWatch update 🙏 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's an old people killer

Sleepy guy in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Snout-descending is indeed tiring

Caption this. Wrong answers only. in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

aka Venom Leno

Post here and I'll reply with a quick doodle of how I think you'd look as a Kirby character. in c/art@hexbear.net
So I've been watching Arcane with some friends in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I am the dragon you imagined

Trump nominates Pam Bondi as Attorney General in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Glad she lost in the end, even tho the family lost 1-2 years with their dog.

In Trans Star Wars, they slice open Blahaj and sleep inside his cotton shork insides to stay warm in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Where my horror fans at? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

H O T C H O C O L A T E

Time for the annual "Hitler having a breakdown over the might of Soviet industry" post in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

In awe of the Chad Stalin

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The Wizard's Curse - CUMTOWN ANIMATED (yewtu.be)
 

For 5,000 years...

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Jeff Goldblum on Family Feud | CUMTOWN ANIMATED (yewtu.be)
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So much for the taller ant Left (hexbear.net)
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Unravel Gameplay E3 2015 (EA Press Conference), still one of the sweetest moments in E3 history (yewtu.be)
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When is it time to shit yourself? (hexbear.net)
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トップハムハット狂 (TOPHAMHAT-KYO) "Princess♂"【MV】# FAKE TYPE. (yewtu.be)
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KRUSTY KREW ANTHEM (BACK ON THE GRILL) [prod. oddwin & aye.shark] (yewtu.be)
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Dingaling (yewtu.be)
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For those unaware, a team of former devs for the Chibi-Robo series are making a spiritual successor: koROBO. It reached it's crowdfunding goal and should be out on console/PC in 2026 (hexbear.net)
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Trailer

Kickstarter Page

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itsy bee and the royal flea (yewtu.be)
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Midnight Vampire (CW: Claymation Violence/Gore) (yewtu.be)
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Why Karl Marx Desperately Needed Jordan Peterson's Advice - Foundation for Economic Education (web.archive.org)
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I audibly guffawed when I saw the title

I didn't post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can't get upset with it.

"You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this "communism" nonsense I was cooking up immediately."

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