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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

I pee in the shower and also drink beer in the shower.

If you have not peed in the shower while drinking a cold one you have not lived.

This is not a joke trust me.

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

I drank beer in the shower once. It was awkard to say the least. There I was, under the hot water, naked and drinking Heineken.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

let your freak flag fly comrade lets get dirty with it

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Level up your game and consider wine in the shower.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I take it a step further and cry in the shower.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you ask your doctor if that's safe?

[–] roux@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)

My doctor said I was too old to be autistic so I don't go to him anymore.

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[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] buh@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People who were like “I don’t trust doctors frothingfash” in 2020 suddenly changing their minds

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

finally, now we can move onto the REAL issues, pissing in the sink #sinkpissersriseUP

[–] Mokey2@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Didnt need permission

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ty sending this to all my exes

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[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Why wouldn't it be?

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

im still not gonna piss in the place that is specifically designed for me to clean myself in

Death to America

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Jury's still out on shitting in the tub

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Waffle Stomping deemed A-OK after 30 year longitudinal study"

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

What about in the grower?

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What the fuck? Obviously tho fr what the fuck

It's the shower! It's where the dirty ass water goes after you rinse off your dirty ass, why would piss suddenly make it like radioactively toxic, like Homer dumping that one last piece of toxic waste

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[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

don't need doctors to tell me what I already know.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let me tell you from experience, the shower and the commode are usually plumbed in together so your piss mixes w shower water and your shower water mixes w piss. The shower doesn’t care and neither does the water closet.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I genuinely assumed this was The Onion. Are there people who were confused about this?

[–] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

I didn't need no medical school training to know that.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Doctors say it's fine to bathe in the toilet

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

big whoop. real heads out here peeing in the bathtub since '86.

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read this and thought you were meaning you were pissing while having a batb

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

I am.

  • The 👑King👑 in Yellow
[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't care. That shit is still gross

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[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Pooping is the shower is fine so long as you smoosh it down the drain

Edit just in case for people reading do NOT do this

[–] jafffacakelemmy@mander.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

the phrase is "waffle stomping"

[–] Zorothamya@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)
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[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doctor says it's fine to pee on them in the shower, immediately retracts it, unless...

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Peeing on a doctor was more or less the first thing I did in life, so I speak from experience when I say they actually don't seem to mind that much.

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't have a moral problem with it. But it might make the bath tub smell like piss, which could offend other people who live in your house.

[–] abc@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i have a moral problem with anyone whose piss smells so strongly that the smell of it lingers after going down the drain with the running water

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[–] TheChemist@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Still won't do it however.

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[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

CW nsfwNever really been a piss person, but it's not a hard no either.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The other worse kind of person is someone who pissed in the toilet then doesn't flush. Barbaric.

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