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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[โ€“] Natanael@slrpnk.net 41 points 8 months ago (7 children)

This is my second account (but I deleted the first because those instance admins are nuts)

[โ€“] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, my instance admins are a bit nuts too.

[โ€“] billygoat@catata.fish 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Same, we have some deranged admins ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] variants@possumpat.io 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This thread here is just instances Iโ€™ve never even seen

Like almost cartoon where all the one off characters show up in a room together

[โ€“] billygoat@catata.fish 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Haha, I think the joke is that the three of us run solo instances.

[โ€“] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

That explains so much :/

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[โ€“] crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yea my instances admin is also a bit nuts.

[โ€“] fluffyb@lemmy.fluffyb.net 8 points 8 months ago

Mine to. Hard to work with him sometimes.

[โ€“] ElCanut@jlai.lu 5 points 8 months ago

Those are rookie numbers

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[โ€“] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago

Cubic Zirconia Hands!

[โ€“] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I have like 3 active people on my instance and Im very proud to be doing my part

[โ€“] ElCanut@jlai.lu 45 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Omg 30% of your instance came to comment my post, stop DDOSing

[โ€“] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

@fqqd@lemmy.ohaa.xyz Help me ddos this guy

[โ€“] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago

You're a madman

[โ€“] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 15 points 8 months ago

Let's up that number a bit

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[โ€“] The_wild_card@lemmy.ml 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

1 but will try to make 2 or three more today . #DOING MY PART

[โ€“] ElCanut@jlai.lu 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] The_wild_card@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Anything for lemmy do you need me to open more ? DONE 3 it is.

[โ€“] Abird1620@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Best way to have active accounts is to avoid lurking. I've found myself falling into the trap where I act like I'm on reddit or YouTube and I don't want to give them free user engagement. The exact opposite of Lemmy.

So yeah. Don't lurk. Lurking bad.

[โ€“] Mobile@leminal.space 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if I just upvote or downvote posts and comments?

[โ€“] Abird1620@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

In my opinion, people don't mind hearing what you have to say. I wouldn't call an upvote content. So I think comments and posts, if you are feeling daring on any given day, make for a better experience and let's people be more social.

Basically, if everyone says something and interacts, this place will feel a lot more lively.

[โ€“] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

but what if I have nothing to say!

"yep"

[โ€“] guywithoutaname@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy rn definitely is a great place to post content because most content is appreciated.

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[โ€“] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Most people on reddit have at least two...

[โ€“] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Before I left I had like a dozen, and a few with more than 100K karma.

I was a karma whore through and through, but I'm past that now ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's time to settle down and start a family.

[โ€“] fishbone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN.

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[โ€“] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 months ago

I had 2 with 250k+ back in the day. Sequential accounts, rather than them existing at the same time. I 'retired' a long ass time ago and mostly just lurked on communities that interested me. I came over during the migration because fuck spez.

I post a shit ton here; not because I care about internet points, but because Lemmy was pretty small and needed content when I joined. All of my stuff I post stems from my group chat or from memes I stumble across on non-reddit related sites.

I really like sharing memes and shitposts with my friends so I do it here too

[โ€“] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why though? With Lemmy I got a couple of them to stay online whenever instances have problems. But with R? Outside of porn accounts ofc.

[โ€“] scottywh@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I only ever started a second account on the old place (after 13+ years) because I got permanently banned from two subreddits that I wasn't quite ready to give up completely because they gave me no option to appeal.

[โ€“] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I just post everything on my nudes account, I don't care haha

[โ€“] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Goes to check user account... Welp, that was not what I was looking for.

Maybe it'll...grow on you ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Goes to check user account... Welp, that's actually pretty much what I was looking for.

Also, damn.

Glad I can help! ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

7 but most arent active

[โ€“] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago

I have 11 accounts apparently (had to check pw manager!), though I mostly use just one

[โ€“] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Is this wrong? I thought that is the way it worked... pick an instance, it has a brief issue or quirk, so you make an account on another instance.

[โ€“] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Then these account will not be monthly active. A more fitting example is probably a porn account (don't accidentally post nudes on lemmy, people!), a troll account, a serious account, and the ten other accounts to upvote everything on the troll account.

[โ€“] omnomed@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

That's the joke chief.

[โ€“] squid_slime@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

3 inactive 1 active, sorry guys will do better

only 5? When I'm bored at my work (all time) I start random discussions with my other accounts in random posts just for fun

[โ€“] DrPop@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I definitely had 3 because I forgot my login information for an instance and just made a new account because I don't care. Not seeing Hexbears on my current instance is a plus.

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