superduperenigma

I would very much like to try Lalo Salamanca's cooking. And Gale Boetticher's coffee.

Man I remember listening to that story of the museum heist on NPR. Ended up being like 15 minutes late to wherever I was supposed to be because I stayed in the car listening to the whole thing.

I don't want any of those things

Awesome work! Looks beautiful!

But also, Kirby as a Metroidvania worked so much better than it had any right to, really wish they'd do another game in that genre.

I was so excited for that game when it was coming out, my mom bought some weird copy on the Internet for my birthday before it was even released in North America. The game was in English but the manual was in Japanese. Managed to get 99% completion and then my save data got corrupted.

Worst trilogy ever.

If you pay me $1,000,000 I will consume an entire pineapple, skin and all. This is my final offer.

"Why, Maureen... You've... Enhanced yourself."

Motherfucker

It's literally a free money from dumb people machine that he bankrupted by using it as his personal piggy bank.

Now he's turned the RNC into a free money from dumb people machine and he's using it as his personal piggy bank.

"Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma."

I believe the answer is "oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh"

You've already admitted that you have absolutely no plan for the consequences of your action. At best you'd doom us to a decades-long civil war like the Troubles in Ireland, at worst you'd doom us to live under an authoritarian regime led by an ultra violent strongman. Neither of those scenarios guarantee or even improve our odds of reaching solutions to the problems you're trying to murder your way out of.

Your entire plan boils down to "kill a bunch of people now and we'll maybe figure out how to deal with the fallout along the way" and yet it's somehow everyone else who can't see the forest past the trees.