Yes, yes, let the confusion flow through you

I decided to write a parody song based on the current state of the interwebs.

Enjoy!

Am I the only one I know
Who has an adblocker loaded and installed?
Websites will scream for it to get closed, closed, closed

I-I-I browse the internet
And UX ranges from up down and sideways
Thank God I have Lemmy 'cause Lemmy will always
Be better than Reddit 'cause Spez be my life's bane
I don't know why sites always seem so dismal
Paywall, ads, spam and some tracking
Whether it's The Verge or the Times on the Web
Sometimes offline seems better than the mess that's on the Net

Let it be said that what ads represents
It's operators striking a balance, it's them
Striking a tough balance
Between bankruptcy and irrelevance
That's best represented best by their bank balance
I do not have ADHD, my attention just hates all the ads
They will not let me read, I guess I'll read books instead
And sometimes paper seem better than the distraction on the web

Am I the only one I know
Who has an adblocker loaded and installed?
Websites will scream for it to get closed
But I know I read it this far, kid

Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's not as fine as it seems, pardon
Me yelling, I'm telling you big libraries
Are not what's growing on the web, it's a different dream
A terrible AI feasting on handmade blogs
Freeze frame please, let me paint a digital picture portrait
Something you won't forget, it's all about the Google
And how it's a gateway that lets out spam sites
That make textbooks look not boring

Behind the screen are islands of brainwash
Many minds shipwrecked, this is the only island could find
Find, they didn't know it was such a wild island
Full of Muskrats and Russian twitter-bots
They're trying to radicalise me, conspiracy theories down the line
And I know I can help or let the twitter-bots win
I begin to download all the pages I can find
'Cause sometimes to stay alive you gotta cut the line

Am I the only one I know
Who has an adblocker loaded and installed?
Websites will scream for it to get closed
But I know I read it this far, kid

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

And I say we should take a break away
From all the pain the Web has made
The game is not played alone
And I say we should take a FOSS project
And use it and know that the Web can have a better undertone

And I say we should take a break away
From all the pain the web has made
The game is not played alone
And I say we should take a FOSS project
And use it and know that the Web can have a better undertone

Am I the only one I know
Who has an adblocker loaded and installed?
Websites will scream for it to get closed
But I know I read it this far, kid

We've read it this far

We've read it this

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/41811290

I think the use of this meme format already counts as one

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