FlyingSquid

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

Miss Piggy screaming while Gonzo did "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" would be great.

I would assume Pepe would be Lloyd the bartender.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

That and I think their god hates them.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world -1 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 42 minutes ago (3 children)

Yes I do. That doesn't mean everything I say makes me some sort of authority. It means I enforce the rules in the sidebar.

Look, get as stressed as you like. Go run through the streets screaming and tearing your clothes for all I care.

I was only trying to help.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago

The best part is all you have to do is say you're sorry and you go to heaven. Then you just do more drugs and have more sex and then just say you're sorry again... works every time!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 49 minutes ago (5 children)

What on Earth are you talking about? In what way am I commenting from a position of authority?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago (4 children)

Yeah, but evangelicals also think Satan does all sorts of trickery on Earth all the time to thwart God. Which God somehow lets happen.

And then, of course, there's the fact that people can hurt their omnipotent god by doing things like saying "fuck" or kissing someone of their own gender. The god that's also omniscient, so he would have seen it coming before he did all the light let there being.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago (7 children)

but it’s concerning that the moderator of a news community doesn’t understand that news can be both important to read and at the same time deeply stressful.

  1. My job as a moderator is to enforce the rules in the sidebar. Those rules do not involve such things.
  2. It's because I recognize this is stressful that I literally have said things like, "then I wouldn’t look into this issue too deeply or you will be eternally stressed" and "so, again, maybe this isn’t worth getting so worried about." I have no idea why you would think I would say those two things to you but not understand that it can be stressful.

I have been attempting to explain why this should not stress you out so much. I guess that makes me a bad moderator.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

First of all, I assume it was news to them when they got it and now it's news to the rest of us.

Secondly, I'm guessing what you taught did not include the research and the mathematics necessary in order for them to get the hard evidence to prove the thing you taught to high school sophomores.

I'm picturing a math or a science teacher saying something like this and it makes me laugh.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago (9 children)

Not really. As of 2023, the U.S. plan is to regularly one nuclear submarine to South Korea. Then it leaves again.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65404805

So, again, maybe this isn't worth getting so worried about.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Ah, America. The cause of and answer to the world's problems.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I finished high school in 1995, so I'll be along shortly.

 

 
 
 

This is so well-done!

 

I know the headline sounds funny, but remember that could kill a diabetic.

 

Kids as young as 15 were stripping on TikTok’s live feature fueled by adults who were paying for it.

That’s what TikTok learned when it launched an internal investigation after a report on Forbes. Officials at TikTok discovered that there was “a high” number of underage streamers receiving a “gift” or “coin” in exchange for stripping — real money converted into a digital currency often in the form of a plush toy or a flower.

This is one of several disturbing accounts that came to light in a trove of secret documents reviewed last week by NPR and Kentucky Public Radio. Even more troubling was that TikTok executives were acutely aware of the potential harm the app can cause teens, but appeared unconcerned.

 

For the second time in four days an earthquake was confirmed in South Carolina, and the most recent tremors were among the strongest recorded in the Palmetto State in 2024.

A 2.4 magnitude earthquake was confirmed early Sunday morning in the Greenwood County area, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. This is the second consecutive earthquake recorded in South Carolina to hit in that area.

The previous earthquake was last Thursday in nearly the same location of the Palmetto State, and was recorded at a 2.2 magnitude, according to USGS.

Sunday’s earthquake was confirmed at 4:48 a.m. in the area near Coronaca, the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources said. It happened about 2.5 miles beneath the surface, the USGS said.

The most recent seismic activity, the third most powerful in 2024, coincided with the start of S.C. Earthquake Preparedness Week, according to the state’s Emergency Management Division.

This was the 18th confirmed earthquake this year in South Carolina, after 28 quakes were recorded in 2023, according to the state Department of Natural Resources.

These back-to-back earthquakes in Greenwood County happened weeks after two earthquakes were recorded in the area near South Carolina state line with North Carolina.

TIL:

The strongest earthquake ever recorded in South Carolina — and on the East Coast of the United States — was a devastating 7.3 in Charleston in 1886. That quake killed 60 people and was felt over 2.5 million square miles, from Cuba to New York and Bermuda to the Mississippi River, according to the state EMD.

 

As Trump called the Nov. 5 election a “chance to send a message,” he stopped his remarks and turned to the crowd.
“Back home to mommy, she goes back home to mommy,” Trump said, resuming his speech and appearing to address a heckler. “‘Was that you darling?’ And she gets the hell knocked out of her. Her mother’s a big fan of ours, you know that right? Her father, her mother. You always have that.”

Paywall bypass: https://archive.ph/ExoQ1

 
 

Trujillo described how his lack of legal status made him feel uncertain about what he could accomplish, but how he “had to make the best of my life.” He said he graduated from high school, got married and had two children, now 12 and 5.

He opened a restaurant that he said is struggling due to the high cost of labor and goods, and said he was hopeful Trump would usher in better economic times.

“I’m happy with the opportunity that Trump has again to run and hopefully get us back on track,” Trujillo said. “I think there’s room to make America greater.”

But it's okay, he's a citizen now. It happened... let me check... before Trump was president.

"I've got mine, fuck you" once again.

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