Sadly, this would probably go over the head of +90% those who see it.
xia
Multiple endings! Refund, pay-up, audit, and no-knock raid!
oof...
Does it subtly move under battery power?
Keeper of Time
🎵 If I could turn back time... 🎵
This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always "the next thing" the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”
Double-twist-back: it's not under a special TLD, so you can transfer it to another registrar.
Fluxcapaciwich
It might tell you to go a way that is unsafe, blocked, impassable, flooded, etc.
Both practically and theoretically, it might be impossible. It basically comes down to trusting trust. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ7lOus1FzQ
Some context: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/the-uaw-staff-purge-216613592/