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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

at age 30

Our perception of age and oldness differ slightly

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s how it always is. I have one coworker in her mid twenties and another in her mid forties (I’m in my mid thirties). The younger one was saying the older one looked good for her age and I was like “??? But she’s not old???” But just like I see 50 as the line for older and 80 as the line for elderly, she sees them as 40 and 70, respectively. I’m sure my 75 year old dad doesn’t feel five years away from elderly (unless his knees are acting up)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

8 year olds are convinced that 25 year olds are ancient beings.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

My favorite game is asking small children how old they think I am. Sometimes it’s 15, sometimes it’s a hundred

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

Heavy drinking really ages you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago

"Shit, I'll never find a girlfriend!"
"Idiot, you're married."

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

That's a hard 30

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just bought myself a Sega Dreamcast after going through some similar thinking.

[–] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hell yeah. What games did you pick up with it?

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

Sonic Adventure 2 and Dead or Alive 2 That's about all I could afford right now but still very happy with it.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 14 points 1 week ago

more hardware in my hip than in my board

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Me irl. Back to screwing around with Linux and making half baked software nobody else ever sees!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I started drinking heavily at 25 and got sober 12 years later and Immediately bought a new project car...

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

did you get a Ferrari with all the money saved by not smoking?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oh no, I did that too.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago
[–] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

boozin aint shit

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

I’m sorry, but sober me would never be this cool.