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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (7 children)

tipping? do Americans tip their fucking landlords too?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

.....do other countries seriously lack that much respect that they don't even tip their landlords? my god what a shithole the rest of the world is

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was a 4chan meme to "trigger the lefties", but turned into a shitpost.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

consider me triggered

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've heard of cow tipping. Is landlord tipping the same sort of thing?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] evilcultist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But what about landlord tipping?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Idk, it sounds plausible.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

but i saw it happen in the barnyard movie

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah. By paying the mortgage plus 30% on the property they bought at double a fair market rate just to keep me from buying it for myself.

I love paying double in rent what I would pay for a market-rate mortgage and getting no equity in return.

Thanks landlords!

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If it's that simple, why don't you just buy somewhere?

It was for me, so I did. Went from paying £375/m rent to £200/m mortgage.

[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Most people can't do that without leaving the community they have roots in

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Because I don't qualify for a mortgage for double the fair market rate. That's why they're willing to pay so much for the properties. It keeps us from buying them.

Because banks for some reason think that people can't afford to pay a mortgage that's less than their current rent.

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[–] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Some landlords that are complete assholes ask, but I doubt you'll actually see anybody actually do it.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

No we don't, but they wish we would.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tipping your landlord is essential for a good relationship. Not tipping them is basically wage theft.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Press the crosspost button to repost! And tip your landlord.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't steal! You should rent it. And tip OP.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would but my low, low income as a landlord with only 14 properties makes that impossible.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hole's not big enough. (If I had a nickel.)

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's strange that I found them in my butthole.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The "inadequate pay" one got me rolling. 😂

Inadequate pay for what exactly? Owning some land and squeezing money from the people who actually take care of it? Fuck landlords!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For all the services they provide us

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank you, I needed a good laugh today. 😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm glad I could help, upvotes on the left. Or wherever they are. That's my obligatory tip!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

I don't rent currently, but if I do end up renting out a room, I got the inadequate pay for the house by first delivering pizzas and then manufacturing shit.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can't believe tipping landlords was considered even as a meme lol

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Sounds overltly American tbh

[–] Woht24@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Worst landlord laws I've ever seen was in Japan. You have to pay them a welcome fee and a key fee on top of your bond and rent when you sign a lease.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

In Berlin they now expect a blowie on top.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Korea has an interesting system. You pay a single (very large) deposit when you move in, and you get the entire deposit back when you move out. The landlord keeps only the interest on the deposit.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

In Canada, there's a last month deposit that is paid at whatever the rate is when the rental begins but counts at whatever rate the last month ends up at. This is to cancel out the interest the landlord should owe on the deposit.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmfao.

My landlord's hardwork: Calling the service repair guy. Making sure the property management company pays him my rent. Paying for a new AC he cheaped out on decades ago.

He has multiple properties. I don't know if it's possible to use each one at the same time, if so that's a wild power, and I would totally not rent them out.

And if the pay is inadequate maybe he should get a job lol

Sounds like your landlord is underpaid tbh

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If they're landlords, the correct term for a tenant is landslave

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 29 points 3 days ago

Landserf would be a more accurate term.

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