Two Zeroes & A Hero
boom, gottem. rekt.
this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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Fuck, kill, kill.
the good the bad and the ugly
Luigi's Mansion, because the other two should be ghosts.
Big season finale energy.
Fuck Marry Kill
I'm gonna have to fuck SBF 
Nah I think you use your Marry for one of the rich guys just to divorce them and get half
Luigi is objectively better looking but SBF is my type
Luigi is Marry, obviously.
Cumtown
i thought this was a fucking joke but no, there are literally articles out there about sammy and sean sharing a cell
I honestly didn't know what Diddy looked like before and it's probably just the camera angle but he looks like a Roblox character
I tried to see what you're talking about but i don't blox enough robos and so it just looks like he's wearing an 'evil reality' goatee
It just feels like he has a low poly count and blocky features
The Aristocrats!
Man looking at SBF's pic feels like having a hex cast on me
He kinda looks like the awful chaser guy from one of the recent 90 day fiance shows that posted on r/socialism about how he plans on ~~starting a commune~~ becoming a landlord* in the Philippines
Luigi's Choice
It's Not-A Me: Luigi's Mansion
Implying Luigi wouldn't REDACTED SBF
He wouldn't. They have the same Ideology
his natural urge to smoke CEOs and their ideological compatibility is going to tear him apart
(honestly he should hate SBF because his whole beef seems to be hatred of CEOs using tech wrong/immorally)
Implying people who share an ideology don't kill each other all the time
Bad Boys 4 Life
cum town
sbf is stav, luigi is nick, diddy is adam
Getting caught was part of his master plan
Two guys, a girl, and a pizza place