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[–] uhhhehhh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Gonna have to check out slutshole lane

[–] Gort@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

Should have made a detour to Pratt's Bottom.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

So the uk has a 1000 km taint 🤔

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

They weren't exactly shy about what places were for in the middle ages. This is where the brothels used to be.

Also, Shitterton is literally called that because it was downstream from where all the sewage was flowing.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago

Hahaha, such silly names!

Who would even want to live in a town called Glasgow?

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 11 points 15 hours ago

Isle of man ; lol

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

The best part about Shitterton is that the name comes from "sewer town." Not another language, no alternate meaning, it is just as it sounds in modern English.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 7 points 12 hours ago

The sign for Shitterton had to be carved out of a big chunk of local stone, because the normal metal ones kept getting nicked. Obviously.

[–] Blackmist 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You missed out Minge Lane.

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I've always liked that one. On a scale of fanny to gash, how impolite is it considered over there?

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

It was very popular in the mid-2000s but I don't think I've heard anyone use it since then. I'd say somewhere in the middle.

[–] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Texas checking in... We don't have as good of names like that but we have cities like Paris, Athens, and Odessa, TX. I think there are maybe 20 to 25 international city names that would make a fascinating road trip and probably be over 1K miles/1600 Km.

[–] rockman057@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Although still not as good as these, Texas does have some weirder names. Point Blank, TX and Cut and Shoot, TX are two that come to mind.

So when I hear that someone got shot at Point Blank, they were in Texas. TIL

[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The colonists really missed an opportunity imo, the USA could have had such great place names as New Fingringhoe, but instead it seems like only the boring names got copied :(

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

So not only do you guys not have a sense of humor, you also aren't even creative enough to come up with your own names?

Pathetic

[–] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago

I didn't realize the shitpost community also comes with its own Reddit bots. Nice! The assholery is appreciated. Thank you for throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

you can claim you traveled to all those cities and hope people don't have a follow-up question

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

You can go see the Parthenon (full scale) and a Pyramid (not accurate) in Tennessee

There are some random things around the U.S. that often get overlooked.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

How are you not mentioning that you can buy guns at the pyramid?

That's a very important detail.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Are there any respectable places in Tennessee that you can't buy both beer and guns? I mean hell, Walmart is supposed to be the low bar. If you can get a 12 pack, a shot gun and a few hundred shells and walk out without needing anything but an ID showing your 18, well this ain't America

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, there's beer involved, your ID better say you're 21.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

To be fair, the same is true for handguns and firearm receivers.

Shit I forgot. Cigarettes are 21 now as well I believe.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

"I tried out that shit barber shop, not bad!"

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's the Tom Scott video where I learned about Penistone

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve only learned the name “Scunthorpe” recently because I was reading up on a band I really like from there. I remember noting that it was about the ugliest name for a town I could think of that doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words… but I would assume it’s a perfectly lovely place regardless of that

[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn’t actually contain any recognizable words

I take it you’ve not heard of the Scunthorpe problem?

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Actually I haven’t, fascinating! Somehow I didn’t even notice that word in there, I was just thinking about how it sounded like ‘scum’ lol

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Since I've seen this route i constantly came

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Nothing beats, Fucking, Austria:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging,_Upper_Austria

"Fugging (German: [ˈfʊkɪŋ] ⓘ), spelled Fucking until 2021, is an Austrian village (...)

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, said that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking", and she had to explain to a British tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards".

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

I refuse to spell it any other way than Fucking.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 8 points 12 hours ago

Quick, someone print out and photocopy this photo

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am equally impressed that the journey is over 1k miles, considering the entire island is about 600 miles top to bottom. An extra 400 miles of no straight roads.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I heard the phrase, "as the bird flies" recently in reference to the 600 miles type of measurement and thought that was neat

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

"As the crow flies" is a pretty common expression on this very isle

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

I always thought Twatt and Shitterton were so close to each other... Shows what I know

[–] Diddlydee 16 points 1 day ago

No Bell End or Wetwang?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

If you want a shorter trip you can go from Blue Ball to Paradise. The road goes through Intercourse.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Lots of side trips available to places such as Upper and Lower Dicker (East Sussex), Scratchy Bottom (Dorset) and Minge Lane (Worcestershire).

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago

I just confirmed that all of those places are real as depicted

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Lmaoo Glasgow

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Hey Assman!

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