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the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over
It's insane how basically Biden's unpopularity was the thing propping Trump up.
Biden did the classic dipshit move of thinking you can just "ride it out" by never doing any at all... oh, except wars. We can fund the fuck out of two major conflicts. But even half-measuring with a huge portion of the base of voters/population generally? Nah. Best I can do is a drop in the bucket towards what is required to begin to force the US off fossil fuels. Make asylum and immigration overall easier and without the abhorrent threats of deportation for simply existing? Nah. How about we... build a beautiful wall! Someone once said that. Must've been a bright man! Healthcare? Hey, buddy. I already solved that with my friend Barrack! What are you kids complaining about?
Now Kamala is benefiting from clown 1 and clown 2 having proven they're fully in the tank for mass murder and nothing good. People are literally like "welp, she's different, holy fuck please god do something! And no not another war!"
Dems watched republicans never get held accountable for anything they do by their base and thought they could do the same thing.
The difference is that the right actually does what their base wants even if it's fucking stupid. The right forgives Trump because he's doing exactly what they want and missing off liberals.
Drms thought they could achieve the same results except instead of doing what their base wants they lecture their base that they don't understand how politics works and why nominating the crypt keeper is the smart political move.
And vice-versa. Two sides of the same old white guy coin.
Call me crazy but I don't think its that weird that the democratic candidate being a barely sentient clearly incoherent geriatric was a benefit to the republican candidate.
He's getting out-posted by Literally The Democrats. He's all out of juice, just a desiccated husk of a poster
We'll always have Diet Coke and "It's their house, he's supposed to be there"
"I'll still keep drinking that garbage" will always be my favorite.
Wishing the haters and losers a good 9/11 is up there
Like many of his posts, he didn't write this. It's coherent and contains no ranting tangents.
If this were a real post from him he'd capitalize, at the very least, Nation, President, and Border.
Exactly, I think his posting power was probably always mostly shit but he either fired or lost his power poster. Sad.
You really need to go back to well before 2016, when Trump was definitely tweeting his own shit and it was 95% celebrity gossip about who's dating who
I think I'll just take your word for it.
It's pretty funny stuff in retrospect.
New conspiracy theory: he had a groyper ghostwriting his posts, and that groyper was the attempted assassin; this got hurriedly covered up because they decided it would be embarrassing for him if it came out his post writer was a bad shot.
Oooh! This is a good one.
No way a PR team wrote "I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL"
Truth social just died lol
Wasn't he the only guy to use it?
Him and anyone else that was too right wing for even post-musk Twitter
Just the absolute most horrific mutants
I can't believe this is what he posts when he comes back to twitter. what a fucking dweeb.
Pictured: The sauce leaving Trump's body
it's giving me a lot of joy to see his posting decline so precipitously what a dork. what a buffoon
When MAGA sends their tweets, they aren’t sending their best.
The sad thing is that they are sending their best, and this is all they have.
Yea he is losing for sure, musk probably begged so he would post but its still an L 
Would be very funny if chuds do jan 6 part 2 after the election
Elon told him he'd let him do an interview that he got to edit before releasing to stop the bleeding but he has to rejoin Twitter in exchange lmao.
Also it would be hilarious to see them attempt Jan 6 part 2 when there isn't somebody actively running interfearance on the national guard for them.
Maybe this makes me a bad socialist but i really wouldnt mind seeing national guardsman light up a crowd of hogs on the national mall.
Me when the power of the fascist, militarized state is unleashed upon the left: 
Me when the power of the fascist, militarized state is unleashed upon the right: 
Would be very funny if chuds do jan 6 part 2 after the election
Watch it be just as low energy as Trump now
The chuds at work think he'll reign in rents somehow. Probably immigration stuff, though I'm sure Trump as a landlord has low interest in that
Damn, he's really low energy nowadays. Sad.
Trump has to have the sauce every time otherwise he's low energy, kamala just needs to make a coherent sentence once and shes serving brat.
The world's not fair, people. Many are saying this.
I don't think he's ever been drier than this, you hate to see it 
Trump back on Twitter, lets fucking goooooooo
"AFFORDABLE"
What? Is that a thing he's actually promising? Wouldn't that fall under his very liberal use of the word communism?
The October surprise will be when, seemingly completely exhausted, he begins to slump off the stage wearily. Just after his aids drape a cape over his shoulders, he turns around and bursts back onto the stage, sliding on his knees and wailing in exuberance into the microphone. The sauce hasn’t returned. The sauce never left. We haven’t even seen the sauce before.
Trump and Biden are obviously both pretty old and were in dogshit health to begin with, but I wonder if the loss of coherency had anything to do with having COVID (multiple times each, IIRC).
When my grandpa died, my grandma's dimensia got much worse because her partner wasn't there to comfort her anymore.
I imagine Trump feels like he's lost his partner after Biden dropped out
2024 Donald Trump when it comes to Posting
Written by a PR team, this is NOT my president