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the one good bit he was doing this election was “Elon please keep glazing me from the proverbial cuck chair I will ruin your business and you will say thank you sir, thank you sir” and he’s so underwater that he caved and is now back on Twitter. He’s not even shitposting, he’s electioneering. It’s never been more over

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[–] Diddlydee 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Like many of his posts, he didn't write this. It's coherent and contains no ranting tangents.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago

If this were a real post from him he'd capitalize, at the very least, Nation, President, and Border.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Exactly, I think his posting power was probably always mostly shit but he either fired or lost his power poster. Sad.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You really need to go back to well before 2016, when Trump was definitely tweeting his own shit and it was 95% celebrity gossip about who's dating who

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think I'll just take your word for it.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

It's pretty funny stuff in retrospect.

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

New conspiracy theory: he had a groyper ghostwriting his posts, and that groyper was the attempted assassin; this got hurriedly covered up because they decided it would be embarrassing for him if it came out his post writer was a bad shot.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Oooh! This is a good one.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

His son Barron set up the meeting with Adin Ross. Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump shows his phone to Barron and asks “is this a funny wojak?”

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No way a PR team wrote "I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL"

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you think Pokémon Go To the Polls was off the cuff too?

That line isn't so bad, all things considered.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think so. Before that there were a series of memes calling her a tryhard appealing to the youth. I don’t remember if she nae nae’d and whiped on Ellen before or after the Pokemon speech, but yeah, the zeitgeist was calling her old and her advisors likely leaned into it.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm just saying advisors and PR teams make dumbass mistakes too.