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[โ€“] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 99 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They're just flaccid. They get erect when he's hungry.

[โ€“] Mwallerby@startrek.website 38 points 3 months ago

Just awful, 10/10

[โ€“] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Awful, take my upvote

[โ€“] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] Blackout@kbin.run 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

[โ€“] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has

[โ€“] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than Iโ€™d like.

[โ€“] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Speak for yourself!

[โ€“] Vladkar@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Being a gorilla dentist sounds like an exceptionally dangerous job.

[โ€“] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?

[โ€“] noxy@yiffit.net 16 points 3 months ago

why the fuck isn't he a donkey

[โ€“] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Retractable teeth in action:

[โ€“] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Computer, zoom into frame 30

[โ€“] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 12 points 3 months ago

Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic

[โ€“] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

She donkey on my kong 'til I country

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cybernetic enhancements

Those teeth are nanomachines son.

[โ€“] TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

The La Li Lu Le Lo?!

[โ€“] sirico 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Pre-ripe banana mode

Over-ripe banana mode

[โ€“] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

His people evolved to prioritize oral sex.

[โ€“] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Expand dong.

[โ€“] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

He's like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon, obviously