Mwallerby
Most of the major newspapers (this is from a UK perspective but I'd imagine they're accessible in other places) have a live news page for big developing news stories - the BBC site is probably a good unbiased-ish one
They had to hire a vampire for this one
I'm a big fan of -ussy as a suffix, especially when it's wildly unsuitable for the purpose
It's utterly ruined ales describing themselves as "citrussy"
This is in Llandudno in Wales - cable hauled tramway up The Great Orme, which is a big coastal promontory hill thing which also has the UK's longest cable car up it
(Not sure why but I can't see or reply to y'all's comments on Boost - but yes, it is Padley Gorge)
In that picture? It's a bee, contemplating leaping from the edge and ending it all after reading that article
Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
To use another from the very late 1900s
The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
The Dollop
Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode
All hail the God Who Hates You Unconditionally ๐