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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.
That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology
Shut up, Meg
Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.
So you own a psychologist?
I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.
But is he alive or dead in that box?
Exactly.
yes, and also he is the armchair
Wait til we get started about Sonic.
shut up, Brian
Or he could just really like family guy