Early_To_Risa

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Anon uses his dad's phone (sh.itjust.works)
 
hmmm ๐Ÿ˜ˆ in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

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Anon gets a new phone (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon plays The Sims (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon can't sleep (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon tells the tale of the Garfield phones (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon is 17 (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon believes in Gaben (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon explains the 2nd amendment (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon finds a flashdrive (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Anon experiences summer love (sh.itjust.works)
 
Anon has a Bean Boy in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
Anon doesn't like reddit in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Step 1. Give up your sanity

Anon casts a healing spell in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is like an episode of House.

Anon drives a bus in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

Anon drives a bus in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm glad you're enjoying these. I'll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon gets banned from Walmart in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anon is the Messiah

Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 131 points 1 month ago (4 children)

And his dad is a meth dealer

Anon looks up greentexts in drama class in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

Anon looks up greentexts in drama class in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I was hoping you could tell me

Anon's day at the beach in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[โ€“] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

People have forgotten how to have fun.

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