KingJalopy

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hmmm 😈 in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

TIL if you want to make a powdered drink like hot chocolate or cup-a-soup, add a tiny amount of water to the powder and make a paste before adding the hot water to avoid clumping. in c/til@lemmy.world
TIL if you want to make a powdered drink like hot chocolate or cup-a-soup, add a tiny amount of water to the powder and make a paste before adding the hot water to avoid clumping. in c/til@lemmy.world
He's on a quest for knowledge in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Is the Epcot at Disneyland?

it's probably just a fling β€”the wub in c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah! I rotated the shit out of that cow!

it's probably just a fling β€”the wub in c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

Still not rotating. I'll just have my daughter imagine it then tell me what it's like I guess.

Anxiety in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 5 hours ago

Not mine. She's a nervous fucking wreck constantly. She jumps and runs at even the slightest motion, even from those of us she's been with most her life.

I don't appreciate her mocking me.

I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

Oh I get it. He knows because he's a depraved perv he isn't getting raptured so he's gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

Good plan, actually.

I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.

I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you haven't had many customers yet?

Also, you think you're not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won't even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Why helium?

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The Signal (2007) (www.youtube.com)
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The Signal is a full mind bender of a movie. If you haven't seen it or heard of it, go in blind. It's not a pleasant movie but any means, but a fantastic independent psychological thriller. One of my favorites.

Movie synopsis

Movie synopsisMya (Anessa Ramsey) and Ben (Justin Welborn) are very much in love, but she cannot quite find the courage to leave her awful husband, Lewis (A.J. Bowen). However, when a mysterious transmission starts turning people, including Lewis, into murderous maniacs, the lovers must go on the run

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Dogma (720p) (1999) (www.youtube.com)
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Two fallen angels who were ejected from paradise find themselves banned in Wisconsin. They are now headed for New Jersey where they find a loophole that can get them back into heaven. The only catch is that it will destroy humanity. A group bands together to stop them.

Because Harvey Weinstein's not only a creep but a total POS, there's no way to stream this movie on any streaming services and it's beyond Kevin Smith's control at this point. But it's definitely one of his funnier films though may not be everybody's cup of tea. But, if you like Kevin Smith, definitely watch this. Probably won't be up long but, who knows?

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Radioflash (www.youtube.com)
 

Teenage Reese has a love for virtual reality role playing and a knack for beating even the toughest survival games. But when a nuclear strike causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts off all power, water, and communication to the entire western United States, Reese finds herself plunged into an all-too-real fight to survive. As pandemonium grips her city, Reese and her father set out on a desperate journey in search of safety - a perilous trek through a world gone mad where every encounter with a stranger could be your last. Propelled by the ingenuity and resilience of its young heroine, Radioflash is a harrowingly unpredictable apocalyptic thriller that speaks to our precarious present.

Cast: Brighton Sharbino, Dominic Monaghan, Will Patton

USA - 2019

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Storm of the Century (www.youtube.com)
 

Another Stephen King adaptation based on the book of the same name. If you 4 hours to kill it's a good time!

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The Tommyknockers (www.youtube.com)
 

Very cheesy movie from the Stephen King book but very thorough as far as adapting a 24 hour book into a movie. I believe it was a TV special when it came out. I've always loved this movie.

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When the Yogurt Took Over by John Scalzi [Sci-fi] (whatever.scalzi.com)
 

Another sci-fi short for you. This one is by John Scalzi and it is a great one in my opinion. Pretty sure there is a YouTube video someone made for this so if that's your thing check it out. Hope you enjoy!

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The Egg by Andy Weir (galactanet.com)
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This is one most of you have probably read or watched the YouTube video for. But if you haven't, please enjoy! The YouTube video is excellent but the story is great either way.

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17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future (www.sbnation.com)
 

This is one of my favorites, it's an interactive reading experience sort of, but it works on mobile as well as desktop and it is really not what the title makes it sound like. It's quite an amazing read. Maybe a little too long for this place but thought I'd share! Let me know if you like it! There's a sequel as well!

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They're Made Out of Meat by Terry Bisson (www.mit.edu)
 

This is one of my favorite short stories. I'm sure most of you have read it. It's pretty popular. Glad I found this instance. I'll be posting a few things that I haven't seen here. Let me know if I overdo it lol.

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