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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I hesitate to ask about the folding of genitals...

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You have to origami your schlong into a flower or a bird of your choice

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Congratulations, here is your complimentary tree bark snack.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

That's a stated end point not instructions.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

That's what folding@home was all about

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

It would certainly explain the loud screaming

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, you get your genitals and then you fold them.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same as unfolding them, but in reverse.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

It's a tad harder to fold them, but yeah pretty much the same, I just use one finger to unfold mine, but I've had a lot of practise.

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't tell you everything, Michael

[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But can you tell me anything?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think I'm explaining this right, you grab your genitals and fold it over itself.

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hotdog or hamburger style?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a personal choice, but, historically the preferred style is the hamburger.

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The plot foldens..

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

I ain't going a day without onions for anything in the world.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"33 lunar seconds"

You really had to bring relativity to a fucking joga class. How am I supposed to center myself with existential horrors of the block universe and my illusionary free will.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

block universe

Next up: Minecraft yoga

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

What do you do with your genitals in that one? Block? Punch?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is hilarious. Any chance it is real?

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Apparently:

Wet yoga is a new and innovative form of yoga that involves practicing traditional yoga poses while being submerged in water. It combines the physical and mental benefits of both yoga and swimming, providing a unique experience for practitioners.

This specific ad is like a 15 year old meme at this point and is likely incredibly fake though.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So it’s not just misting “herbal fluids” on people doing yoga poses who are folding or unfolding their genitals?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Hard pass. I only do hot, wet and naked yoga while being observed by bald eagles.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

The genital folding will continue until ~~morale~~ flexibility improves.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Shit. I can only do solar seconds... Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

The wetter the better. Can still eat all the garlic you want.