this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like how they touch on women's inequality and burn at the same time

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 160 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

WTF is this mess? A Twitter and Reddit screenshot sewn together?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 268 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

WTF is this mess? A Twitter and Reddit and Lemmy screenshot sewn together?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Stop it. I don't know what arrows to press.

[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Iapar@feddit.org 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I like corn. It's the only food that can be mushy, can be dick shaped, and can get so angry it explodes and gets crunchy. It goes in burritos, and skittles!

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Rule 33. Lurk moar - it's never enough

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Derpception

More like Social Media Centipede.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Lemmy get that for you…

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Needs way more jpeg to look legit

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 34 points 2 days ago

WTF is this mess? Twitter, reddit and what even is the last one?

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

BRB posting this to Facebook

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm going to copy it from facebook, and copy it to myspace.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I will share that screenshot with all my ICQ contacts

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Social mixed media

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We all bash Reddit but we gotta give it's credit when it's due , sometimes they nail the shit outta it.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most of the really clever ones are here now, he coped mildly.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Yeah was the smart option. They gradually fell into decay and chaos. Overriden by abominable intelligences their sins shall not be bespoken anymore... Death is the only release for those heretics... ^^^(yeah ^^^started ^^^reading ^^^about ^^^40k)

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

That's a sick burn

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is how tiktok videos be about dating be like lol.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago

Yeah, it's short for "miss me with that independent shit, pay up!"

[–] tekeous@usenet.lol 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was no sound, she just died

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That's just terrifying!

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

That's rude. We can still be greedy and selfish while being independent.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.