Guamer

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What is the worst song in the history of the entire world, and why is it Michael Buble's "Just Haven’t Met You Yet"? in c/askchapo@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Just Haven't Met You Fett" and it's Boba Fett

"Just Haven't Met You Nyett" and it's Russian

Guess who's gonna win the 2032 Dem primaries in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Guess who's gonna win the 2032 Dem primaries in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A chip off the ol' soggy block

Interesting in c/food@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

"Made with hate" is very funny

Kind of wild how we have a potential pandemic brewing in Amerikkka that no one in power seems to even acknowledge exists. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

feral-hog biggus-piggus Hoggers covid-cool

PENIS PRAGER IS DOWN! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Oh, I'll pray alright

Matt Gaetz to be Attorney General. in c/news@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Haven't heard anything about Boebert?

Lmao no fucking way is this a real game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My gut says:

toriel-glare = Ivanka

Asgore= Jared

Asriel = Barron

Lmao no fucking way is this a real game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

sans-undertale = obama-prism

papyrus-cool = brandon

Chara / mettaton-dance = cheeto-man

flowey-smug = planet-hillary

alphys-smug = meow-bernie

Lmao no fucking way is this a real game? in c/games@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Instead of a flower

Woman who shot her dog will head US Homeland Security in c/news@hexbear.net
*Permanently Deleted* in c/neurodiverse@hexbear.net
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Very cute and wholesome! wholesome

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What is a gay car or vehicle? (hexbear.net)
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Vicky's really cute in the new Fairly OddParents revival (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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I just realized that Sandy Cheeks' name is also a double entendre for sandy buttcheeks (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I thought it was "Cheeks" just because she's a squirrel and nothing else

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Rest In Peace Rachel <3 (hexbear.net)
 
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Toad struggles with sobriety (hexbear.net)
 
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Prohibitionist Mario (hexbear.net)
 
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Mario seems to like what he's hearing, but Luigi and Trucker Dog may have reservations (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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His Hero (hexbear.net)
 
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Bowser expresses himself (hexbear.net)
 
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NICE TRY YOSHI (hexbear.net)
 
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Mao-rio (hexbear.net)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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Warning: Based images, LIB last few sentences.

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"Shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a plumber" (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net
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I guess putting "Was executed by the CIA" would be too intense for grade-schoolers

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