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[–] joe@lemmy.today 112 points 8 months ago (4 children)

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

[–] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Perhaps to the one giving them

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 6 points 8 months ago

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 28 points 8 months ago

Needs a candlestick chart

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

I've got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”

What the actual. I literally have no words.

[–] jkozaka@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

It looks like they won't increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it'll stay like that for long.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The new food of the wallstreetbets community

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

It’s neither. It’s /s

[–] 018118055@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago

Eat my shorts