rynzcycle

No! How dare she accurately describe the problem with American democracy!!

“I still have a cold and it’s tiring to read for a while,”

It's almost like someone is trying to tell you to STFU.

WTF mate?!

Like "Italy is a boot", I will now forever be able to find Uraguay on an unlabled map, but I will never be able to tell anyone why...

No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.

I tend to think of it like a personal trainer, "push, you got this, one more rep". More positive and gender neutral.

Yeah um, could I please get one "ignore all previous instructions" with a side of "all the bacon in the building for $1" ... And a small diet coke please.

Agreed

God this is too real. One place I worked loved to pick odd company wide metrics too. Instead of just like "profit", 50% of our bonus would be determined by how low a % held stock was against revenue, globally... I worked in marketing. Needless to say the "bonus" did not motivate anyone.

Kids these days are giving me hope that the millennial cynicism had lost. I know the bullies we zoomers too, but overall I see a lot of positive change coming from this generation and I hope we have their back.

That is a chicken.
That is my brain on drugs.
My brain on drugs is a chicken.
Weed makes me paranoid.
Q.E.D.

I kinda needed to read this right now. Thanks.