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[–] joe@lemmy.today 112 points 9 months ago (4 children)

It's not a sandwich, it's a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

OMG please don't have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches...

2025:

Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches

[–] JuanPeece@sh.itjust.works 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Perhaps to the one giving them

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 6 points 9 months ago

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.