How society would look if the government would finally use our tax dollars to do something useful such as constructing an ominous orb made completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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This is why I am for accountability in our government spending. Hammers? Go to Home Depot, losers. Road repair? Get a bigger truck even if you live in a duplex. Be a man. Enormous, physics defying void in the middle of The Bay? Absolutely essential govt expense.
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
Thanks for context, post made zero sense without it.
The golden gate bridge is already humming for us, fyi: https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/article271063192.html
SIR, STOP! THE ORB HAS DETECTED YOU ARE ENGAGING IN PUBLIC URINATION. STOP. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. ZOOM IN. Gasps THE ORB HAS DECIDED TO GRANT YOU MERCY
That's some Evangelion shit
Ia! Shub Niggurath
Get in the fuckin robot!
How much black stuff that's in the ground water in Ohio
Operation Rustys Blanket
Orders Regarding Bodyguard
All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing
Political Party #1: THERE'S A BLACK ORB! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Political Party #2: The Black Orb is our saviour, embrace the Black Orb.
How do Black Orb and Glow Cloud's opinion on foreign policy compare?
I'm still on the fence.
It's finally done? Glad to see some of thaose taxpayer dollars going to good use.
Vegas moment
O R B
Ol' Round Biggie
Ol' Round Bastard
Are these just a bunch of bots? Why would they engage in a post that intentionally removed all context of the tweet the image was featured in?
It's a shitpost so it come with or without context.
"HA HA BIG SPHERE SO FUNNY HA HA WHAT A RIOT."
"Vegas moment"
"All hail the orb, for it is vast and all knowing"
You just described shitposting humour 🤔
The og post is also a reference to Neon Genesis Evangelion enemy Ramiel
Literally.
I came here to reply "O R B"
I guess it's totally subjective, but I don't exactly see a lot of "shitposts" that are just an image of something like a ball or a rock with no context.
Do you guys think I look fat in this pic? be honest!
THE ORB CAN KISS MY ASS FOR IT IS HERESY.
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD \O_O/
If that's just one orbit, data density is very low.