thefartographer

Why isn't 5 circled or possibly crossed off? We've identified "illegal immigrants" as the enemies of the state, are shipping them off to essentially black-site prisons, and are threatening/attempting to annex Canada, Mexico, Panama, and Greenland. The argument for Greenland is to protect our borders.

If a judge tried to tell a general how to conduct a military operation

Uhhhh.... Is the Musky Melon a military general, now?

Gotta play stupid to pander to the stupid

Good for her! I've been worried about her finding a new hobby after retiring

You know what? I usually have that same reaction when people pronounce "Elon" like "Ellen." I wasn't even thinking about the name "Melanie" at the time. I originally wrote "Melony," but that looked incorrect, so I changed the y to an ie.

I'd seen someone else write F Elon, so "felon" was in my brain, so I wanted to call him"Felony," but that seemed lame, which led to "Melony," and you get this picture.

Anyway, all those mental hoops that I jumped through to end up accidentally seeming like I was trying to use gender as an insult—something I'm totally not cool with.

If anyone's read this far, thanks, and I apologize for my comment seeming like I was trying to misgender Elon like it's part of some sort of joke. Elon deserves worse than that kind of insult, and the types of people that it actually harms deserve better.

@Deceptichum@quokk.au, even though it wasn't my intent, thank you for calling me out on this. I'd hate to be another voice piling onto marginalized communities or promoting toxic masculinity.

Gotta raw dog those votes, huh?

How dare you educate me!? Now this stupid rainbow-shooting star won't leave me alone!

Thanks, but I'm from Texas. I never get what I voted for. I either get the same ol' shit or new shit that carries the ol' shit's water.

Actually, I stole the election. I tried to pass it to my buddy Bernie Sandz for him to toss to Kamala, but it got intercepted by Ding Dong Don-Don and his friend, ~~Melonie~~ the Apartheid Profit—they somehow managed to convince enough crowd members to play defense for them, it was pretty crazy. Anyway, I was trying to cheat, but they cheated better than I did. Sorry y'all.

Uh, that's censorship. You can't take away a gun's rights with censorship!!!

~Do I need /s? I feel like I need these more often these days...~

Shit, I didn't mean to make it sound like I thought this virus was manufactured. Why would anyone need to manufacture a disease when you can just leave a brain-worm rapist to dismantle every safeguard until measles becomes an active issue again.

That truly feels good to hear that kind of story. I started working when I was 16 and almost all of my bosses were abusive assholes creating horrifically toxic environments. I got my first decent boss when I was nearly 30 and I've stayed with them for around a decade.