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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 93 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I was scared for a second, the edit is so real and seamless! I bet you used AI

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’m disgusted by these AI deep fakes of Taylor!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

So this is what all the fuss was about?

[–] anivia@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Disgusting! What are the URLs to those deepfakes so I know how to avoid them?

[–] comrade19@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

The prompt is just 'Taylor swift traveling to her private jet'

[–] BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago

You have been banned for using unregulated AI, law enforcement have been notified.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 9 months ago

Upvotes prove your intelligence level

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

You can't just use your local shopping plane to travel across the state. That would be so embarrassing!

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

This is just stupid enough to make me laugh haha

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everyone else with a private jet is the same way.

Bill Gates, John Kerry, Al Gore. All of the pieces of shit that constantly tell us how we need to eat bugs and live in coffins while they fly around in private jets dozens of times a day

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bill’s always going on tour for his concerts, too.

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago (11 children)

And Bill Gates wants us to drink our own shit too.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's software, as in "wear." It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

HEAD ON

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I adore you.

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[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm here for this. Please keep them coming.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Where do we even go from here, though? We should've saved this one for the end.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah, we can go deeper, much deeper.

Like get a plane to get from her bed to her plane, so she can go to her plane at the airport.

I'm waiting until Taylor's toothbrush will use a plane to scrub her teeth.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Thank you, this is what I needed to feel ok about tomorrow.

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[–] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I'm so sorry I don't get it.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago

Taking her plane to get to her plane.

[–] hannes3120@feddit.de 32 points 9 months ago (3 children)

She publicly supported biden and now gets the full attention of trump supporters and russian trolls throwing shit at her to damage her public image similar to what they did with Clinton.

Single handedly made right-wing people care about plane emissions...

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lol fuck off. It has nothing to do with Trump. Fuck her for going after people tracking her plane. We did the same with Musk

[–] hannes3120@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Then why did the whole thing only start a couple of weeks ago when there are articles about her problematic flying habit for years?

[–] onkyo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because she recently said she was going to sue the person tracking her plane. Idk I kind of think we should hold billionaires accountable for being shitty people.

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[–] notenoughbutter@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

because it's only recently she asked us not to

and we're gladly not gonna comply

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

They don't care about the emissions, it's the hypocrisy that they think is the worst part.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They don't care about the hypocrisy, it's the being opposed to Trump that they think is the worst part.

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[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They don't care about hypocrisy any other time.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Someone made a public tracker with a 24 hour delay(for her safety) for her private jet usage. She got mad and using or trying to sue the guy who did it. She's of of those "Rules for thee, but not me" types.

[–] Fisch@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The main reason people make these memes about her is that she uses her private a lot. Apparently she used it for a 13-minute flight that would have been 30 minutes by car.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Any use of a private plane is a lot. I hope all these rich bastards get their planes tracked.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kind of stupid, even the delay, because anyone who wanted to and had the ability to hurt her would definitely not be depending on some college kid's hobby project.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Probably just a cya thing.

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[–] byroon@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Kill all billionaires. Swift, Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, the ones you've never heard of, etc, etc

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] alehc@slrpnk.net 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I mean, with the size of some airports it feels like you need a plane to get to your plane.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

the plane in planes planes plainly on the plain.

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