I would pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta. You know he'd just hate that.
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I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers "0-60 eventually" and "you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit"
Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie. It was fantastic.
Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.
Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?
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Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?
It turns into a focus.
Not original material but I had to say it
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be kind to the poor pfc, he's paying by the week for seven years for that shitbox.
I've heard that people who drive a Dodge Ram are most likely to have a DUI on their record.
For real. Might have changed since then though.
People who make poor life choices are more likely to make other poor life choices.
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Serious "you will address me by my husband's rank" energy here
Any soldier of worth I’ve ever known, …any true soldier, wouldn’t advertise their profession as such.
Wannabe.
Nothing more.
This screams boot to me, lol. I bet you they financed it at something ridiculous too.
Is there an r/JustBootThings on Lemmy or Kbin? Some of the shit on there was hilarious.
I said the same thing. My ex-husband was military (though not boot at all) and you could absolutely find this truck in the px parking lot. Probably driven by a 20 year old with a kid and a pregnant wife who goes shopping off base in his uniform solely so people will thank him for his service.
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Boot?
Boot is a derisive term, in this case it's referring to young inexperienced people fresh out of boot camp. The mindset refers to doing trashy and/or foolish things usually coupled with a strong sense of entitlement ("thank me for my service!").
Not sure who downvoted you, nothing wrong with asking questions to learn stuff.
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There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be named. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?
The fuck is a hemi?
A Hemi indicates the top of the combustion chamber has a Hemispherical shape, rather than the typical frying pan type shape.
The increased size of the chamber means additional fuel and air can be introduced, which increases power output.
It's old tech like carburetors. It's wasteful on fuel, but MOPAR fans love it.
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It's something rednecks will ask other rednecks about whether they have one or not. If you see that sticker, there is about a 30 percent chance that the driver of the vehicle is drunk.
An old-fashioned engine design.
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Don't dead open inside
You just By A Driving
Got
Passed Soldier A Hemi
Ares
Apparently one who isn't literate either.
Imagine being a soldier and still having something to prove on the freeway
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People who treat driving as some kind of competition should have their license permanently revoked.
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You, just by a driving, got passed. Soldier, a hemi!!
Hope I'm not the only one trying to put these words to Smooth Criminal.
You just got passed by, you just got hit by, a soldier in a hemi!
I'm speeding, I kill people for the government, and my engine has hemispherical combustion chambers!
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Wow, he's got TWO things to base his whole personality on. What a complex, nuanced existence he must lead. 🙄
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These kinda folks look the best when they crawl away unharmed from the twisted pile of useless scrap that used to be that truck
What’s hilarious is they know it annoys you. This kind of driver lives to take up space in your life. They’d build a giant statue belching fire and yelling “REMEMBER ME” in your backyard if they could.
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Gotta love this guy making soldiering and being a dickhead his public identity.
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obligatory: "you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi"
the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn't know what he's doing, though he'd have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it's the real meaning of the word removed
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Dont dead open inside
you just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi!!!
Round here we call this “micro-penis syndrome”, the urge to tell everyone that this is how they are compensating for possessing what they believe to be tiny penis.
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