smuuthbrane

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Sleep habits in c/lowqualityfacts@lemmy.zip
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

Bullshit. There are way more spiders in suits of armor than there are on my body.

Locked in rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ever tried turning the handle up?

What should we call him? in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Does he have wings one week out of four?

Ever wanted to see a human hand under a microscope? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I always thought I'd be able to see more hand, not less.

Why are Minnesotans the only ones to play Duck, Duck, Gray Duck? in c/msp@midwest.social
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Because midwesterners don't honk.

mystery meat pizza in c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
That's what they think. in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

I only want gatto.

Could you selectively breed humans to he able to breathe water ? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.ca
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. You will need trillions of dollars and operate outside of any country so you're not subject to pesky ethics and humanitarian laws. Good luck, I hope I never see you.

Rain powered car in c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's entirely possible, yes! I just don't know anything about the physical location of the sh.itjust.works server..

the ick in c/memes@slrpnk.net
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I won't discount that possibility, but I think they get sold on a miraculous idea and simply don't understand the reasons why it's not a good idea. The more zealous one simply don't want to believe it's not the perfect solution.

the ick in c/memes@slrpnk.net
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

Unbridled enthusiasm can be cute to a point, but those hydrogen folks are way beyond that. Yikes.

Having to pay for giving solar energy back in c/technology@slrpnk.net
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Get an insulated water tank, dump all the energy in there for free hot water.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
 

This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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PCBWay does CNC and sheet metal, apparently together (sh.itjust.works)
 

I thought this group might be able to appreciate this part. I ordered 5 from PCBWay. They are 1/4" mild steel. For just over $30USD each I got them in 16 days. But I have SO MANY questions about their process.

I wanted to share my incredulity with group that might also have their minds blown with this.

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Scab in a Can (sh.itjust.works)
 

A can or bottle of an edible liquid that, when applied to skin, dries to a peelable scab-like consistency.

Mainstream? No, but the niche this hits it would hit HARD.

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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent. (sh.itjust.works)
 
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text notice overlaid on feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just got the update overnight and now i have a text overlaid on my feed. Is there a way to clear the message or otherwise get it to disappear?

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portrait to landscape refreshes feed (sh.itjust.works)
 

I've had this happen a few times now when looking at images, I tap an image to open it, turn my devise to landscape mode, but instead of seeing the image my feed refreshes. Known bug, or has anyone else found this too?

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refresh on portrait to landscape transition (sh.itjust.works)
 

Hey, I've experienced this a few times now. I've clicked an image to view it, but to get a better view I've switched to landscape mode. When this happens, instead of seeing the image still, my feed refreshes. Anyone else getting this? Known bug maybe? Thanks!

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sort by "New", updates instantly all the time? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I'm still playing around getting my bearings here, trying to explore this still-growing federation. I've tried browsing by "New" on both mobile and desktop a couple of times, but on desktop it's almost unsuable. Any time there's a new post, the INSTANT it goes up my feed updates, and scrolls down. Sometimes it's one post, sometimes a dozen.

To me (opinion here), sorting by "new" should sort of be a timestampped thing: I want "new as of right now but nothing more". If I refresh, sure update me to the latest. But a list that's live updating as things happen? That's... not useful to me.

Am I missing something, or does anyone else feel similarly?

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