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Self proclaimed billionaire can't afford a podium that doesn't wobble during deranged rant

Detroit has entered the chat.

My parents didn't smoke but that's literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.

There's a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it's fucking delicious. Every time.

I've said it before but I'll say it again. I've met Gretchen and her daughters on a few very unofficial occasions. She's polite, gracious, helpful, and gives zero fucks.

There was a podcast that was put out last week where she was promoting her book and swearing her motherfucking ass off like a true Michigander. Legend.

*link: https://youtu.be/x9Ev9QTvy5U?si=bs5pnAfm5wyFObl8

Knockin' me out with those American thighs

YES!

It's a quirky pretentious thing that they take pride in. It's not Ohio State University. It's THE Ohio State University

Fair point. I wonder what the weather is like up there on those high horses

If you're from the Midwest and don't call it THE Ohio State University you've immediately lost my trust. And I didn't even go there.

Onward to the paper, my noble steed!

Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.