I know it's a joke but if this was a man posting a dildo with the same text he'd get flamed
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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If it was a bar of soap moulded into a cock though we'd probably be seeing a pretty similar post
Rubbing soap on your dick is safe though.
Sticking soap up your snizz is how you get an infection.
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Idk man, fucking a bar of soap, clearly on the reg , and leaving it for the world to see is a bit different. Plus I feel like most dildo users have the presence of mind to put that shit up when they're done.
My ex would disagree as she'd leave hers lying out even when we had company over.
We were both also very mental unwell so that could be a part of it
That was made that way for the joke. How would you even begin fucking a flat bar of soap? Even pre-drilled, it would wear out too fast to be any fun.
Don't use conditioner guys!!!
For the 4th time (I'm an idiot) I got serious dick issues. Don't know if it dries the skin out or what, but the end gets hypersensitive, turns dark red, skin turns black and peels off, hurts like hell, and then you get nice, new pink skin. It's painful and revolting and takes about a week for the whole process.
Thought was just me until I saw a reddit post a few months back. LOTS of dudes experiencing the same exact thing.
Don't use conditioner guys!!!
What in the bed bath and beyond is this shit
Would you mind choosing a verb other than "use" so I know what in God's name I shouldn't be doing with conditioner?
If the context didn't provide, I meant jacking off. Paddling the pink canoe. Abusing the wicked stick. Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger. Shaking hands with the milkman. Boxing the one-eyed champ. Taking the self-guided tour.
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If this were a woman posting a dildo she’d get flamed. Use sex toys all you want, but don’t fuck soap, it’s ironically unsanitary
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A shower dildo left there to be found? No.. that'd be fuckin weird too
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Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.
"Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body" that's what this whiny bitch sounds like.
No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.
"yeah baby you like my baby smooth dick?"
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Hey, at least you can be sure it's clean.
He'd end up disappointed that her pussy doesn't bubble during sex, anyway.
Is it... not supposed to?
Whoever your point of reference is, tell them to go to the doctor.
Because real men wait until marriage to masturbate
I mean, it just never occured to me to drill a hole in a bar of soap, lotion and Palmela Handerson work just fine.
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That’s just a handhold so you don’t drop it
Mmm, soapussy ...
How else are you suppose to clean it?
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
I didn't know that was an option.
Chill he was just blowing bubbles
At least it's clean.
Soap on a rope, but slipped off the rope?
Yeah leave bitch, he clearly doesn't need you
There was a head out alright.
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