overview for saltnotsugar

Force them to work retail, customer service, and/or civil service jobs until they 'earn' their net worth at an hourly rate in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.

What the FUCK did I do? in c/tails@lemmon.website

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 31 points 5 months ago

Could have stopped at 8008, but calculated too close to the sun.

Title this in c/raccoons@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?

It's not fair. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!

Magical Kingdom Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Yes quite. Any time an adventure has the potential to come up, Gandalf hits that pipe and forgets to show up to the meeting.

Peter Jackson Working on New ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films for Warner Bros., Targeting 2026 Debut in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 45 points 6 months ago (10 children)

I’m hoping for a ten movie series focused solely on Gandalf smoking the finest weed in the Southfarthing.

Middle Earth enshittification in c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

War in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ladybug DOOM music intensifies

please tell your husband hello in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I pictured a seal opening a beer and in a deep voice says, “Damn. Nice place cat. Mind if I stretch out on your couch!?”

Boston Creme in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Sprocket: Tank Design is such a fun game! in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.