Nobody should visit anyone at home, as they bring unknown smells and force brave cats in good standing hide in a closet. 
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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They don't feel safe, folks! Even in their own homes, they don't feel safe, isn't that crazy? 
There should be many home visits by new friends who bring smiles and gentle pats to happy puppies both young and old.
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More oatmilk
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Mandatory 2am play breaks
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International warrant issued for mouse pointer
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More pets
Universal healthcare
What's that? Really? Okay, I'll tell them.
Yeah, mine said they'd press the communism button day 1
My cat would order me to be fired from current job then employ me full time as his bed because that's what i do when i'm home and sit or lie anywhere.
I dunno they'd probably use our taxes to buy algae
No washing ever again. Production of cleaning products for dogs to be completely illegalised
They're cleaning the dogs
Bork! Bork! Bork-bork!
All windows are to be opened at all times, and all screens removed.
All outdoor cats however, are to be sent to prison.
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She'd abolish the separation of human dinner and doggy dinner
Tuna for every meal, and an immediate doubling of meal frequency.
i can no longer sleep
He would draw up a treaty for bed space then immediately break it and leave me sleeping on the floor.
"All humans except mom and dad leave now. Thank you" - my 12 year old dog
All tubs are required to be at a trickle at all times.
Nationalize the (literal) treat producers
He would outlaw breaking dog biscuits in half.
(Cat) Fill the tidal basin with Caesar Dressing.
No closed doors because laps should always be freely available
more treats, more scritches, more toy fish.
More food.
Immediate death to all vacuum cleaners and the humans must be on the couch at all times except when I want to be alone.
The food bowl cannot be empty. The other cat cannot eat from the food bowl.
The other cat must die.
The other cat must clean my ears.
The other cat must warm me when I’m cold.
She would demand all humans to give her their undivided attention at all time, along with headpats.