Are we just not going to talk about that dumptruck of an ass?
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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That’s the only thing we are going to talk about.
Three comments in, as of writing, and: yup, that's the the only thing.
Getting people to talk about the headline is going to be really difficult, like... Damn, I wish I had some kind of metaphor or idiom for this situation
What headline?
I read the headline and understood it but once I saw the picture I got confused and couldn't understand how teeth and testicles were relevant to that ass.
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Nailed it
Is this... real?
I've seen some other photos of this one cop who is not a bastard because badonkadonk of that level gets you allowances.
Obviously she's got some kind of dysmorphia going on but her arrest photos tend to go viral for obvious reasons.
Or maybe it's just multiple edited images? What is real anymore?
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There's no way that isn't shopped. If it isn't, what's her insta? I'd want proof.
Found this....
https://nypost.com/2022/09/13/kardashian-cop-has-people-begging-to-be-arrested-after-viral-video/
And a couple of pictures. Yeah, seems real. I'm shocked.
Damn... I'm in awe. I'm sure someone horny enough could identify her. She's with the police force, she was at the arrest. If you search for local articles, you could find the location, then the police station(s) involved, and scour them all to find her.
I ain't got time for that though, nor am I horny enough.
Identify her? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're literally suggesting a woman should be doxxed because of her looks.
Doxxed = looked up on Instagram.
She makes her photos public for everyone to see, it's not doxxing.
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It seems to be her https://www.instagram.com/nadine_djelassi/
That is her, searched her name and she's trying to be an influencer on tiktok / Instagram, but her LinkedIn came out along with the rest of her networks as police. So yeah, 100%. It also seems she's already known (not nsfw) lol
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Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
She has to pay two tickets every time she travels.
If a component of the fart is cheeks clapping, this woman is an omega level threat.
Anyway. One can shit with less.
I'd 127 hours both my arms to suffocate in that ass
When I posted it I of course saw the ass. But I felt that the outrange of a bastard pulling teeth that were healthy was the real reason for the post. Alas I was wrong. Forget the teeth lets move right along to the ass
God damn it, getting these folks to stay on topic! It's like pulling... How do you think she gets out of those, anyway
She probably has to do a lot of shimmying of her hips as she pushes them down. Probably takes a fair amount of pushing, so she probably makes little grunts of effort too.
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Dentists do this in the US as well. I had one prescribe me $2000 work of work because all four quarters needed fillings according to him. He died suddenly and it took me a while to get around to finding a new one. When I eventually did, I didn't mention the old diagnosis and the new dentist didn't mention needing any work done.
Lesson for everyone. If a dentist prescribes a suspicious amount of work, seek a second opinion.
Every part, 100% true.
People rarely get second opinions on their teeth. In Canada most dentist will recommend fillings for cavities that do not exist, then charge it to OHIP (Ontario Health Insurance Plan).
Most of my teeth have shallow fillings as a result because my parents believed what the dentist said. Never ate candy, drank soda or pop when I was a kid.
This happened to me in the USA when I was 8-10 years old. It was a state sponsored program for low income families. They hit me with like 6 fillings I bet I didn't need. They went to my school and parents gave permission but weren't present so they just did what they wanted.
So now I require confirmation for all work done, x-rays and second opinions.
The fillings needed replacing over time and eventually got 5 crowns now...
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Imagine getting busted by that cop, and looking around at the other cops going "are you serious right now"
Does anyone actually like disproportionate ass that’s way too big like that?
i wouldnt mind it if its natural. the issue with it being artificial would probably be the personality behind creating it than on the ass itself.
Yes.
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Easy peasy, folks. If you want to know why, it was a simple decision. He thought of any number of ways he could to "naturally" meet Detective Dumptruck. He compared those options with ones he could do in his office, and then he came up with an obvious solution.
Obligatory goku meme
I realize that I have some mental issues, but I'm sitting here trying to figure out even with pushing the cheeks as far apart as possible would I actually be long enough to penetrate
Would it actually matter, though? To you, I mean?
There's a dentist in the picture?
I know what I'd want to be held against me in a court of law that's for sure
Bruh.
Check out that damned paddywagon though
is it just me or is that officer looking kinda THICC
It's not even shopped. Have a look at 0min36s : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOVz0U3U0ko&t=37
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"I find the defendant guilty on all charges and sentence them to be eaten by a plant from outer space."
He needed a lot of healthy teeth to construct that groundbreaking ass dentures in order for her twerking to produce the same sound as:
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