this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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You just have to touch tips to get out
What do You mean "incorrectly"? How else could You use it?
They should be back to back, it's to make two people into one straw.
how does one explain that
Never do something you wouldn’t want to explain to a paramedic.
Don't kink shame. 😉
You can have your kink, but make sure you don’t need to call a paramedic.
Tying your big toe to your ear using a strapon dildo? Bad.
Doing the same thing using a chord with a quick-release you can easily press? Good.
Least you guys had homes to use it with. Makes a very sad fleshlight.
This response works for more than just the .jpeg-ness of it.
I really should think twice clicking links next time.
"You are trapped in my devious trap! See how if you try to pull apart, it only grips you tighter; but if you move closer, your tips will touch and that's gay! What will you do now, Mr. Bond? What will you do now?!"
Incorrectly, or in correctly?
Oops
Fully functional indeed
Do you still have to say "snoodle snoodle"?