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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 104 points 4 hours ago

The bad ending:

> learn not to talk about anime and gaming
> change hobbies instantly for a woman
> long-term relationship but miserable

[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 78 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Any woman that wouldn't be interested in anime and BG3 probably wouldn't be lasting prospect for anon anyway and that's OK. Find a partner that has similar interests to you (and hopefully isn't too crazy) and you've got a decent chance for something that can last.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 28 minutes ago

They dont even have to have similar interests only one. Its more like anime and gaming is a veto for a lot of women and even men from my understanding. People think youre wierd if you do those. I know someone who looks like your typical gym bro so he gets a lot of attention from women but then they get turned off instantly becuase of his hobbies.

[–] Vibi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 hours ago

Sooo true! Every friend I have that has a partner/so has or is playing BG3 together. I love hearing them talk about their adventures and always giggle when they get to the romantic side of things - never any jealousy, just cheering each other on 🤭

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 48 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Shouldn’t your dating profile already mention your interests to avoid this situation?

[–] Aggravationstation 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It probably would but this it's completely fake so it didn't

[–] echodot 6 points 2 hours ago

Damn for 4chan, can't be bothered to properly flesh out their fantasies

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 55 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Dating scene is terrible on a good day, and sometimes dates just don’t work out. You can’t base your worth on such things.

Also anon, she’s allowed to decide she’s not interested based on anything you did or did not say. That’s kind of how dating works.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would anon want to be with someone full-time that they had to keep silent about their harmless hobbies?

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 2 hours ago

You could replace "keep silent about their harmless hobbies" with a great many other things, and people will say yes. The hobbies thing is relatively tame compared to a great deal of self-directed changes/decisions based on the partner.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 hours ago

Anon realizes that normie women typically suck.