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Anon goes on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 64 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Shouldn’t your dating profile already mention your interests to avoid this situation?

[–] Aggravationstation 48 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

It probably would but this it's completely fake so it didn't

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Playing devil's advocate here:

People also absolutely suck at reading profiles. They skim, see some things they like, and go for it. There's a terrifying amount who don't even read, just go based off pictures.

[–] echodot 12 points 5 hours ago

Damn for 4chan, can't be bothered to properly flesh out their fantasies